"Wait a sec, the world's largest is what? Like, a little less than fourteen inches? Well fuck that, let's do sixteen- no eighteen! Yeah, let's get famous!" he said out loud. "Now how did I do it last time? Maybe if I just... concentrate... really... hard... tee hee, hard."
He stared at his dick and made grunting sounds, then flexed it really hard while rubbing it up and down.
"Hurrgh," he said, before he got that kind-of-boner feeling again. "Yeah, yeah that's it!"
Oh god, this felt amazing. "Just a little longer!"
He got really light-headed and had to stop. He sat down and got out the measuring tape again. Sixteen inches, exactly. The problem was that it was still soft.
"Oh dear. Oh dear. How am I going to fit this in there? What if it gets hard? Will it rip my pants? Do I even have that much blood?"
He had to find out what it was hard. He stroked slowly, and started gently fingering himself (he'd only found out about fingering the other week and he loved it) Twenty-five and a half inches, hard.
"Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck," he said out loud.
"I've got to get rid of this," so he did, the only way he knew how.
He started stroking very fast. He just wanted to cum and get this swelling to go down. To speed up the process he bent over and put the head in his mouth, and licked like never before.
After just a few minutes he was ready to blow. He balls had grown significantly too, so he knew this would be a big one. He sat back and mentally prepared himself. He knew he could never clean all this up, so he have to position his cock to point at his mouth, and eat it all.
He was soaked with sweat, and so close to cumming he couldn't help but moan.
He let out a scream and in a flash boatloads of cum came flying at ridiculous speeds. He scrambled to get it all in his mouth, now not for the sake of sanitation, but because it was the best thing he'd ever tasted.
When he was done, his stomach was full and his torso, face, and cock were covered. He scrambled to lick as much off of himself as he could, running hi fingers through the crevices of his muscles to get it all, then collapsed.
He felt that not-quite-a-boner feeling again, this time through his whole body. It was probably the cum that did this, he thought.
So what happens next?
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