You begin to make your way over towards the window, blushing deep red at how the diapers force you to waddle. Upon reaching the window, you notice that it is covered on the outside, with what appears to be a thin, pink, curtain. You can hear the sound of the birds outside, and far in the distance, when you strain, you think you can hear people talking! Then, a terrible thought occurs to you: You can't even yell for help, with this stupid pacifier in your mouth, and even if you DID manage to get outside, you'd be running around dressed like a baby! You then remind yourself of the possibility of dealing with someone psychotic enough to set this whole thing up, and the embarassment of going outside like this begins to PALE in comparison to that.
Reaching your mittened hands out, you grab the bars, and begins jerking. You sigh behind the pacifier when they turn out to be much sturdier than you had hoped. But MAYBE, you think, you can rattle the bars, and make enough noise to get someone's attention outside. You set to work jerking and banging the bars as much as you can until, all of a sudden, you hear a sort of intercom system turn on. Then, you start to hear a woman's voice on it. Her voice is sexy and sweet, but her tone is matronly, patronizing, and firm.
"Naughty, Naughty, BABY! Baby shouldn't be out of bed, messing with the window."
You are both frightened and angry, at this sudden intrusion.
"Now, MOMMY knows that Baby must have many questions, and I'm sure Baby wants out of those Nasty, wet, diapers, but right now, Mommy wants you to go back and lie down your wittle bed. Both Mommy AND Daddy will be down shortly, then we'll explain everything while we change Baby into a nice, fresh, diaper. Now, Get Away From that Window!"
These last words sound VERY stern, like a mother scolding a toddler who's just been caught with his hand in the cooky jar. Now you are REALLY starting to worry. Not only does this woman some how know what you are doing-(sensors on the window, perhaps? Or a Nanny cam?) but now she speaks of a "Daddy" You have heard of these "Criminal Couples. They can be quite frightening, and often are much more dangerous than other criminals.
Standing there, a pacifier in your mouth, and a soaking wet diaper around your loins, you try to think fast of what to do.