Stewie laughs! "This will make you a lesbian! Then you'll leave your husband and I'll be free of your control!"
He sits back as the light from the ray dissipates.
Lois just smiles and picks up Stewie. She cuddles him and smiles at him. She continues to baby him at his disgust.
After a few minutes, Stewie is furious. Nothing has changed.
"This thing doesn't work," he thinks to himself. Finally, he blurts out,"Why aren't you a lesbian?"
Lois laughs and chucks him under the chin.
"I am. I've always been gay. I just wanted to have kids and a home so that's why I married that fat slob. I still go out and have my fun but he's too stupid to know!"
"That makes perfect sense," Stewie realizes. "No wonder this family is so screwed up."
"But that still doesn't resolve my predicament," he thinks so he takes aim at Lois again and fires the ray gun.
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