"well Brian, after years of failed attempts to end that wretched womans life, I've decided to try less lethal method."
"so your not trying to kill her but you want her to suffer more than if she died?"
"that's right."
"and how do you plan to do that?"
"with this." he says holding up a remote.
"and whats that? A tv remote?"
"no Brian. I call it the transmogriphier."
"and what does it do?"
"well it does a number of things. It can be used to swap bodies with someone, fuse someone together with something else, reverse or speed up the age process, and it can even cause incontinence."
"what's incontinence?"
"well Brian continence is ones ability to control the bladder and bowel muscle. The transmogrifier can weaken the bladder muscle causing one to lose all bladder and bowel control."
"oh, so does it work?"
"I'm just about to do a test run with my guinea pig, care to join me."
"ok but just because I think your full of crap."
"I'll prove you wrong Brian." Brian and Stewie then walked into the next room over and peaked in to seem Meg scarfing down a tub of ice cream.
"alright Brian I'll let you decide which button to test first."
"ok blast her with the _____ button
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