'You know,' said Danielle to himself, 'This is awfully upsetting and all but I'd be doing my male self a disservice if I didn't get a little but naked...'
Kat suddenly banged on the wall, 'Oh no you don't!'
'Aw... Come on, I deserve this at least!'
'... You've got ten minutes... You freak...'
Ten minutes later, Danielle entered the kitchen looking far more content with herself.
'How did that go?' Kat asked, looking disgusted.
Danielle, however, just sighed and smiled, until a thought struck him and he grew angry, 'Hold on, why am I a girl? This can't possibly benefit you cos I'm still gonna be shi-.'
Kat turned and said, 'It's actually a little bit dark, but I've got a plan... And I need your help.'
'Is it baking? Is that why you turned me into a girl.'
Suddenly a lightning bolt struck Dan, and Kat stood angrily I've him when it was done, 'One more crack like that and I swear to Harry Potter I'll cook you.'
'Is Harry Potter real, then?'
'What kind of question is that?'
'So he's not?'
'No... Winnie the Pooh is though, for some reason.'
'Really?'
Kat grew angry, 'look, we're getting sidetracked, point is that I need your help little sister... Eh, brother, sorry. When a girl in this family turns eighteen she becomes a witch. It's wonderful, but it doesn't go unnoticed. Out there there is a group of hunters that will come to destroy me so as to gain my abilities... That's where you come in.'
'Aw... This is a human sacrifice isn't it? I always kinda knew it would end in human sacrifice...'
'No... Dan, pay attention. You'll be a girl, and they'll come take you, but you'll become a boy again once the spell wears off, which will happen in their castle. There, you can steal their magic and fight your way out as a man.'
'And why can't you do this?'
'Because you were born a boy, the magic of their castle doesn't work on you. None of their locks can hold you and none of their spells can detect you because no male ever enters the castle. What singly say?