You let loose a premature sigh of relief as you got closer to the girl you hoped would help you, seeing that at least at first glance this girl appeared to be pretty normal. Unfortunately 'normal' wasn't probably the best word...
1: Mandy Mitz is a Caucasian cheerleader who was the absolute definition of ditz. She had always tried to at least SEEM to have a braincell or two, but one day a fellow cheerleader pasted her photo in the dictionary next to the word ditz as a joke and well... Mandy didn't get it. Thinking that if she was actually in the dictionary next to the word, Mandy decided to stop trying altogether, and only seemed to get dumber by the day. It didn't help that she was also as clumsy as they came, which caused her to only be able to stand in front of the rest of the squad waving her pompoms around. Her squadmates knew that if it wasn't for her absolutely MASSIVE chest, she probably wouldn't even be on the cheerleading squad, a fact that was always driven home whenever Mandy would get too into shaking the pompoms and knock herself over either hitting herself or her breasts going out of control.
2: Hanna Bennigan is a Latina who is in love with her butt. It was absolutely massive, and had no business being on a girl with her otherwise small frame. Taking every chance she could to show it off, Hanna wore the shortest shorts and skirts. Unfortunately she would be in such pursuit of the tiniest clothes that she would never notice that half of her ass crack was always showing. This wouldn't be too horrible if it weren't for the fact that Hanna's ass wasn't only huge, but her crack was pretty sensitive, and therefore she hated using TP. Having grown up with all the guys drooling over her butt, she failed to see the difference when these stares of lust turned to disgust as all her clothes started to get 'mysterious' brown streaks on them, assuming none of them had the guts to ask her out.
3: Cathy Rite was a very small white girl who most would describe as a nerd. This term would fit her perfectly all the way from her terrible eyesight to her horrible social skills, except for the fact that she wasn't really smart at all. If being an outcast from the cool kids for being a 'nerd' and being an outcast from nerds for being dumb wasn't enough, Cathy constantly stumbled over herself among other clumsy moves. She was so unsure on her feet that she had once accidentally given herself a swirly, not only falling face first into a school toilet, but flushing it as she struggled to right herself. She always seemed to be dropping and misplacing her things at inopportune times as well, having done everything from drop something only to step on it and bust it to trying to put change into her back pocket only to put it down her panties instead, walking around the rest of the day making a jingling noise. Needless to say she'd do just about anything for a friend...
4: Natalie Dollan was a track star through and through, without much of a mind left over for anyone else. Barely smart enough to stay in her lane as she flew down the track, Natalie would often trip and faceplant after she crossed the finish line. Her coaches would always say that she would trip over the finish line behind her back, but thanked god she always seemed to make it there. Unfortunately they weren't so lucky when it came to getting her to shower. It wasn't that she minded showering, the problem was that she always seemed to forget. In fact she seemed to forget a lot of things. Natalie would often wear the same sweat drenched clothes days in a row until her mother finally reminded her to change, though unless she watched her half the time she would end up putting on dirtier clothes she couldn't seem to remember were dirty (or be bothered to take the time to smell and find out). Her mother had even gave away her hamster when Natalie had put it down on her chair, left the room to grab a drink, and proceeded to sit on the hamster and smother it with her raunchy running short covered butt until the hamster finally bit her.
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