"Wha - wait - clothes - emergancy?" I can't even string a sentence together.
The woman nods in impatience. "Yes, emergency. No, you can't go get your clothes - not yet at any rate. First I have to run you through your physical exam."
She starts barking out orders, telling me to do many things, such as jumping jacks and push ups. I feel ridiculous, but this was a woman doing the examination after all. I follow her every command, thanking that there wasn't a man watching. She made certain on every decent during the push ups, my boobs touched the floor. She circled me at one point, taking in my porpotions visually before measuring them with a tape measure. Suddenly I felt a certain suspicion about the alignment of this woman when she spent quite some time measuring my buttocks and breasts. Finally she took a step back and abruptly said, "Catch." She threw a ball (where did she hid it in that uniform?) and I caught it without thinking, in my left hand. She then threw a punch at my face, which I side stepped in a panic.
The woman seemed satisfied and said, "Excellent reflexes. Now, how are your mating skills?"
"Excuse me?" I demanded, covering up quickly, feeling my suspicion confirmed.
"You are joining a colony - reproduction is important for such a job."
I shook me head, but held my arms in place. "Oh ... well I'm not sure."
The woman tilted her head and took a step closer to me. I retreated, feeling my backside touch the cold of the wall.
"I don't have time for this - we're in a hurry. Are you a virgin?"
I had to check, not believing she was asking this question. I was a virgin, I realized. I nodded quietly, hoping to move this along quickly. The woman sighed and muttered, "This is going to take forever."
She straightened up and said, without blinking, "This will make our schedule tight, but we need to test your skills. You can show me by doing it to yourself, you could let me do it with you, or I could ask a man to come in here. As we aren't in the colony yet, and we don't want any early pregnancies, he'll use a condom. What will it be?"