Nojiko laughed at what she heard.
"What, you haven't been a slob this past month?" she said, "You've spent almost every day sitting around and doing nothing. You would've REALLY surprised me if you said you were going to exercise everyday!"
"This is different, Nojiko!" Nami whined, "I've had enough of being a stick. The past few days I've been dreaming of gaining hundreds of pounds, eating a lot, being a total slob! It just sounds so fun!"
Nojiko sat down at the table and sighed.
"I dunno if you remember our aunt," she said, "It's been a while since you last saw her...."
"Oh yeah, I only met her once when I was really little..." Nami said as she sat next to Nojiko.
"Well, as it turns out, I heard recently that she's getting really accustomed to 'slobby living' herself"
"Really, Nojiko?"
"Yes. A couple years back she suddenly started eating a lot, and getting really fat. Now she weighs over 800 pounds and hires maids to feed her everyday!"
Nami gasped. "That would be great!" she thought to herself.
"Not only that, but our great aunt was also into living that way, as well as several of our other previous relatives," Nojiko continued, "This way of living passes through our family's genes and as I can see now, you're the next one to be a slob"
Nami's face lit up.
"I... I am?"
"Yes, it seems so. You'll probably live the rest of your life lazing around, gaining up to hundreds of pounds, and losing any manners that you learned in your life. That is, if you choose to live this way"
Nojiko grabbed Nami's hand.
"I want to make sure you know what you're up to. There's probably no going back with this way of living. Are you SURE you want to live as a slob, Nami?"
Nami thought about her dreams the past several days.
"...Yes. This is how I want to live. It might be my destiny at this point"
Nojiko smiled. "I'm very proud of you, sis. I'll help you in any way I can, and starting today, I'm gonna cook you a bigger breakfast than usual!"
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