You realize that you could get upset and self-conscious, but that wouldn't do you any good. Clowns is clowns and this is the sort of thing they do. Hell, you already look rediculous so it's pointless trying to save face now. Might as well just play this out to the end and go with the silliness of it. You laugh along with the clowns, wiping your eyes clear and flashing what you hope to be a charming grin to the pink-clad clown that got you into this.
"Didn't get a kiss, but I got it in the kisser," you quip, hoping to join in the fun.
There is more laughter both from the audience and the clowns, suggesting that you made the right move. The pink clown bats her eyelashes at you coquettishly and blows another kiss your way.
"Can I at least get your name?" you ask her in a quiet tone.
"Glenda Giggles," she whispers as she slides by you again, "Wanna meet my sister?"
There's a sudden thunder of kettle drums and you turn to see Glenda's sister, the aforementioned Gladys...and you should have figured they were going to pull a game of opposites on you. Gladys is at least head and shoulders taller than you and built on a massive scale. Her hair is bright red and curling out in all directions, but not in any uniform length. Her face paint is red and purple in exaggeratedly clownish femininity, her lips already huge and full before being painted their sparkling red. Her clown outfit is a motley polka-dotted dress cut to resemble a sultry nightclub singer's, but stretched to impossible tightness over her gigantically fat body, her behemoth boobs barely contained and her gargantuan gut nearly bursting from the seams. She's looking you over with a comical parody of lust and there is raucous laughter from all around you. You can already hear the band kicking up "Yackity Sax" and are pretty sure you know what's expected. It's to be the chase as the massive and lusty female chases around the smaller and weaker male to the all too familiar Benny Hill theme. The question is, how do you play this? You'd rather not offend this massive female clown who looks easily strong enough to pound you into the ground if you made her mad, but you have a feeling that just giving up might not be the best idea, either. As Gladys lumbers forward, her massive body shaking all about and her huge lips puckered...
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