“My life is strange…well, strange when compared to your life I’m sure. Let me ask you something. When was the last time your out at night in the city, and realized you were going to be later for dinner because a couple of furries wanted you as their dinner?” as Jake’s narration stated, he was currently stuck in the middle of his city at night, running for his life two Nekos chased him down. Nekos, or Catgirls are notorious for never letting their prey get away. If one spots you, no matter how fast you run, the only place you’ll end up is in its belly. One was bad enough, but with Jake’s luck, he had two hunting him down. One was a standard female Neko with blonde fur, but the other one while also female, for some reason only had white fur on her paws, most of her legs, her tail, while the rest was just streaked across her arms, chest, stomach, waist and thighs, and the rest of her body was bare, tanned skin. Her furry ears also poked out from her mane of blue hair. How they looked though didn’t matter to Jake, even if they were hot, only that they were hungry. Still, he felt like he brought this on himself by taking the shortcut through that alley next to the theater, but how was he supposed to know the cast of “CATS” weren’t wearing costumes?
Anyway, back to the chase at hand, Jake was booking as fast as he could, swerving past anyone on the sidewalk as he ran for his life. No one bothered to help him as people were always getting eaten in the streets, and everywhere else. Those catgirls had been chasing him for several blocks now, and he didn’t know how much longer he could go. After all the times he’d been hunted down by predators, was he really going to go out by being ripped apart by two Nekos who would then feast on his remains? Well somebody upstairs apparently didn’t think so because once Jake darted across the street, he then spotted a long line of people being let into some building. He didn’t know what that place was, but right now, he didn’t care.
The line at the “Tender Loins” gentleman’s club was always long, with everyone fighting to get in, especially those underage and with no ID. Tonight though, one person wanted it the most and with Jake’s long history of being chased, he ran along the side of the line and before reaching the front, actually did a tuck-and-roll under the velvet rope and came to stand right in front of the bouncer.
“Please, you gotta let me in!” Jake told him. The catgirls weren’t far behind, and would surely sniff him out if he was still outside. The bouncer however didn’t waver and simply asked him the same question he asked any young looking guys who showed up there “Are you 18?” Jake paused for a second, but still tried to escape certain doom “Uhh…yes?”
“Well go ahead in.” seeing no reason to keep the kid out, the bouncer stepped aside. Jake had no idea how he had fooled that guy, but he didn’t question it and bolted through the door. About two seconds later, the Nekos came to a stop near the line as they looked around for their food, and the one with blue hair asked “Where’d he go?” while the blonde Neko whined “I don’t see him.”
Now safe, Jake gave a huge sigh of relief as he slumped back against the door. He said “That was close. Now all I have to do is wait until they give up and leave,” right before he realized just where he was. Looking ahead, he saw it all; women giving lap dances, women sitting at the bar with their nipples showing, and some lucky girl, shaking what her momma gave her on stage and on the pole, were all the things he saw before him. A smile formed on the boy’s face as he said “and I think I know just how to pass the time.”
He headed towards the stage as just as the stripper finished up her dance. As she picked up her crop top, short shorts and cowgirl boots, Jake got out his wallet on the way over. He said to himself “Good thing I had my money converted into ones…even though I have no idea why at the time…but hey, it worked out.” He soon came to reside in an empty seat right in between a hugely fat male rabbit and an equally massive male rat. The rabbit then spoke to Jake.
“Perfect timing human, they’re just about to send out their A-Girl.” He said. That information alone got Jake excited enough to take into account that he was sitting right in between two huge predators. Granted, about ninety percent of the world’s population could swallow, and so he responded with an interested and devious “Really?”
“You bet. From what I heard, this broad puts every other broad here to shame.” The rat backed up his friend’s statement. Before Jake could respond, the rabbit spoke up again “Heck, I’ve actually seen her, and let me tell you, she is so smoking, I wouldn’t even try to eat her.” That immediately had Jake’s jaw on the floor, but once he picked it back up, he looked back towards the stage saying “Oh I gotta see this.”
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