“Goo goo? Daa daa?” you ask out to the dark. Suddenly, everyone is gone and it all went black. You look around without moving from where you stand, wondering what was going to happen now. You then notice that one mirror remained, it stood out in this darkness in a dark blue tone of color at the borders and plainly showing only your reflection in this darkness. You are standing out in this darkness as well, in a light baby blue color and the whiteness in your bib and your face. You transfix yourself at this reflection for a very prolonged moment, and without warning your mind starts racing with an embarrassment you should’ve had moments ago.
“What the Hell is happening to me?! Why am I doing this?! Why am I dressed like this?! This isn’t me! None of this is right! My face, my body…my body! What have they done to me!?” You are thinking this.
“Baa goo daa daa!? Goo goo baa baa baa!? Boo boo! Boo!” You are saying this. You begin to madly tug away at your bib and bonnet and romper in a fruitless effort to take it all off. It’s not going to happen. And so you tire yourself out, you are pressing both your mittens against the remaining mirror and look straight at it. As you look on, you are seriously embarrassed at what you’ve become, and your cheeks begin to shine a little red. It’s a round comical blush forming itself and settled as a new clown feature you had seemingly just done to yourself. Your eyes roll back and you fall down as you are seemingly about to pass out from all this happening.
The fall was very cushy, you land on what looks like a long bright pink rug and your head was in a very soft white pillow. You look up to your front, everything is still dark except the mirror with your reflection and now these items. Although from where you are lying, you can’t really see your reflection in the mirror. But all of a sudden you hear giggling, and a certain Pierrot clown jumps from out of the mirror. Pollyanna was with you again. And she landed right on top of you.
“Ohho hoh ho ho, this is too much! Just look at you! I could eat you!” she says to you overjoyed, pinching and tickling and pecking your face with kisses. Pinching at your comical new cheeks “Oh I just want to eat these cheeks! You little baby! You’re our little baby now! And that little nose! Oh yes, oh yes..!” and with that she places her mouth in your nose, and she gives it an innocent little gnaw. You then start feeling a little tickling sensation in your nose, which then bursts with a honking sound into a bright red clown nose.
“Heheheh, what do you think of that? You’re definitely one of us. You’re all clown now. Now brace yourself, because these are officially your last seconds as a big boy.” and she drives her head into yours and gives you the biggest kiss of your life. Everything just stops in your mind for what seems like minutes as this goes on and on. You are freaked out beyond belief, you want to get up and leave running, but this clown has you. And you almost start feeling as though you also have her. Whatever comes next, you just hope it’s all with her from here on. You’ve just finally submit yourself, and you were about to feel the consequences for it.
Her lips suddenly press themselves, almost backing away from yours, but you feel her teeth. You also feel something coming out of your mouth. It first feels like plastic inside your mouth, but as you notice that Pollyanna pulls whatever it is out with her teeth from your mouth, with a very goofy look on her face, you then have an explosion of rubber all over your mouth and more plastic just swelling and covering your lips.
Pollyanna has just magically pulled out a huge pacifier out of your mouth, and there it stayed.
“There, full time baby!” she says as she pats your head and gets up. The lights come back on, you find yourself lying on a pink and blue baby carriage, for comedic purposes that fit your size of course, back inside what looked like Chuckle’s Joke Shop. A bright green sheet with little drawings of flowers and hearts covers up to your head and you are tucked in. You try to move your arms and uncover yourself but you can’t. You try to spit out the large pacifier but you can’t. There’s 5 clowns looking straight at you. And they’ve just made you into one of their own.
“Well girls? What do you think?” asked Pollyanna.
“This is the best day ever! We have a little baby to play with!” said Pudding.
“And he looks so funny! Everybody is going to laugh the second they take a look at him!” said Velvet.
“Oh everybody’s just gonna eat him up!” said Cake.
“Oh yeah, you’re gonna be a big star, Baby!” said Rhapsie pointing at you and honking at your new red round nose.
“That’s right! And we’re going to travel the whole wide world! You’re going to be making people laugh in every city in every country!” said Pollyanna
“Well, it’s not like you’re going to see much of it, after all, you’re going to be under the big red top all the time.” explained Velvet.
“Oooh, that’s right! In fact, let’s hope you get a good first impression of the place! You won’t really be leaving it for a long time the minute you step in..!” replied Pollyanna
“And whenever we’re not working, that Mr. Joy is sure going to be busy!” said Rhapsie while giving you a look of mock sensuality.
“Okay, we got what we came here for! Now let’s march away, girls!” said Velvet as she opened the door, there was a big parade outside, the circus had arrived and it came to seemingly pick you up. The clowns leave the store and join the parade to make their way to the giant tent, and before wheeling you away to your new life waiting you there, Pollyanna says this to you:
“Well Baby, this is it. The second we go out, it’s everybody laughing straight at you. And it’s never going to stop. I’m not going to lie to you, it’s constant, it’s going to flood your mind. I’m telling you this because I know you’ve never been a clown before. But I’m sure you’ll get used to it, eventually. Every other guy we’ve picked up got used to it, so much to the point that they all decided to stay clowns! Now you, you’re special, this is a first for us. This is a first for me! We’re going to have so much fun watching grow up again as our little clown baby, and when I decide that you should be big clown again..! Oh shoot, looks like we’re the last clowns in this parade! Oh well, more laughs for us!”
THE END
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