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Chapter #3

Lil' Johnny and politics

    by: frosty Author IconMail Icon
Lil' johnny came home from school one day and asked his dad "Daddy what's Politics?"
he replied "Ok, I'll try to explain it in a way you can relate to. Since im the head of the household lets call me Government, your mother is second in command so we'll call her The Senate. The nanny does alot of the chores so we'll call her the Working Class. We provide for you so lets call you The People and your baby brother is the Future. So think about it and see what you can tell me in the morning. Johnny did his homework, ate dinner and went to bed all the time thinking about what his father had said. He woke up in the middle of the night to the sound of his brother crying. He went to his room and found he had soiled his diaper. He went to his parents room and found his mother fast asleep. Not wanting to disturb her, he went to the nanny's room but the door was locked. He peeked through the keyhole and saw his dad having sex with the nanny. He gave up and went back to bed. In the morning he jumped merrily down the stairs to his dad at the breakfast table and gleefully announced "Dad I think I understand politics now." His dad encouringinly replied "Good, explain to me what you think politics are and how they work"
He replied
"While the Government is screwing the Working Class, The Senate is fast asleep, The people are being ignored and the Futuer is in deep shit."

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