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Chapter #3

Lil' Johnny playin' cards

    by: frosty Author IconMail Icon
Lil' Johnny is walking around bored
He goes to his dads room but the doors locked
He knocks and says "Dad whatcha up too?"
His dad replies "Playin' cards" Lil Johnny asks "Whos your partner?"
"Your mother now go away"
He runs over to his brothers room whos door is also locked
"Hey bro whatcha doin'?"
His brother replies "Playin cards with my girlfriend, now go away"
Johnny runs off to his room and closes the door
His mom and dad finish "Playin cards" and his dad walks down the hall and sees that Johnnys door is shut and locked
He walks over "Hey Johnny whatcha doin'?"
Johnny replies "Playin' cards"
His dad curiously, but coutiously asks"...Oh...really...who's your partner?"
To which Johnny replies
"You don't need a partner if you got a good hand"

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