cheesy pick up lines:
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cuz I can see myself in your pants.
The word of the day is legs. wanna go back to my place and spread the word?
Your left leg is Christmas and your right leg is Thanksgiving, Mind if I visit you between the holidays?
Those pants are very becoming on you. If I was on you I'd becoming too.
I wish you were an oven. So I could be a loaf of bread and rise up in you.
(look down)...(look back up)...It's not gonna suck itself...
Care to go out for pizza and some sex? (usually followed by a slap) What you don't like pizza?
Nice shoes, Wanna fuck?
Sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up.
You must live on a chicken farm.'Cuz you sure know how to raise a cock.
You must be a carpenter. 'Cuz when i see you I think of wood.
Lets play lion tamer. You bend over and growl and I stick my head in your mouth.
Call someone over by waving a finger:
If they come over say: You must be pretty fresh I can make you come with one finger.
If not continue raising fingers and make a comment like: Wow you must be experienced it took me (however many fingers) to make you come.
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