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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar stuffed with 10 dollar bills. He walks to the bar and asks whats up with the jar. The bartender explains:

"It's a contest, if you pass all three tests you win the jar, but the catch is you have to pay the $10 to hear the rules"

Being very self-confident he takes out a 10 dollar bill and stuffs it in the jar.

"OK, first you have to drink a gallon of pepperd tequilla in under 5 minutes without puking it up,
Then you have to go out back to the pit bull, and remove its sore tooth,
Then you have to go upstiars and satisfy the woman upstiars in room 12 who has never had an orgasim in her life"

The man gets really angry and stomps off shouting obcenities that he just got ripped off 10 dollars and no one could do all that. About an hour later the same man staggers up to the bar completely drunk out of his mind. He slams another bill on the bar.

"Where'zzat Tequilllaa?"

He takes the jug, and slams it down without taking a single breath. Tears are pouring down the sides of his face and he begins to violently shake. But in the end he finished it off like a pro and staggers out the back door towards the pit bull. After a short moment of scilence, from the back is heard a massive comotion of screams and growls. After 10 minutes of what sounds like a very violent struggle between the man and the pit bull, the man staggers into the bar, shirt torn, bleeding, covered in dirt and mud.

"OK, Nowwhere'zzat woman with the sore tooth?"

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