"above some creepy lookin' forest." you respond.
"Thanks dude. Not only are we blown off course, but now we on top of some spooky forest!" complained Qwazo.
"Shut up and let me think this through!" you say, landing into the forest.
The second you touch down, everything went dark and you could barely see anything at all. This place wasn't as dirty or smelly as the swamp, but there was this odd fog hovering in the air that was hovering over the ground and covering your feet.
"I think I've heard of this place before. Everybody calls it The Forest of No Return."
"...That's a good thing...right?" you ask.
"All I know is that it's humid and it smells funny!"
"This coming from a tar ogre who purposely poops in his trousers because he doesn't feel like taking them off during bowel movements?"
"Just shut up and start looking for someone who can give us directions!!"
"Okay."
The two of you split up: You went left and Qwazo traveled right.
Qwazo was strolling along a path occupied with nothing besides fungus and a few small critters who were hopping along the path. Qwazo examined some of the creatures by picking them up by the ears and staring at them from his point of view. Some of the creatures were actually very mysterious, ranging from rabbits to rats and scorpions to jack-elopes. In fact, one of them wound up snapping at Qwazo in the face.
"OW!! You damn scorpion! Take this!"
Qwazo placed the tiny brown creature near the seat of his pants and he let loose and foul, wet fart. It sounded like water blowing out of a trumpet and Qwazo was pretty sure he crapped his shorts. The scorpion abruptly stopped moving and you were pretty sure the smelly fart killed it.
"WHEW!! How do ya like them stinky apples?!" shouted Qwazo, inhaling his anal expulsion.
Of course, just as he was done sniffing his flatulence, he stepped onto a thick bumpy tail. Connected to that tail was a crunchy brown body with two gigantic pincers on the end. It was another scorpion...a GIANT scorpion to be more like it. And it probably wasn't too happy that you just killed a fellow scorpion.
"Ooooohhh...crap."
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