"Yeah! We'll show 'em how it feels to get farted on!" mumbled Don.
A few hours later after breakfast, Don and Bum had massive gas building in their bellies and were prepared to strike back at the beautiful, but noisome female horses. They had everything planned out perfectly, like it was a giant bank heist.
"Heh heh heh...this is gonna work perfectly!" muttered Bum.
"Yeah! Let's see how it feels when they smell the stinky odor of my ass gas!"
So Don and Bum walked over to Mare and Alicey and walked right up to 'em like it was nothing.
"Hey boys. You gonna try and hit on us again?" joked Mare.
"I don't think so..."
Don and Bum farted loudly right next to the female horses like it was nothing, smiling casually afterwards.
"Ew! You guys stink! And you wonder why we never want to have sex with you guys!" said Alicey.
The horses back up to try and get away from Don and Bum's stinky gas, but they end up getting their hind legs stuck inside a hole and are unable to move.
"URGH!! I can't move Alicey!"
"Me either Mare!"
Don and Bum turned around and pressed their butt on Mare and Alicey's faces, lifting their tails.
"PAYBACK BITCH!!!" yelled Don.
The two horses passed gas loudly in the horses' faces and swatted their tail at them. Then Don sighed heavily and neighed loudly as another humongous fart was squeezed out, which smelt like burnt beans and eggs. Bum on the other hand was farting for a full 30 seconds before he paused...and started farting another 30 seconds.
"Wow, after this, I don't think we can date you guys without wearing nose plugs!" laughed Bum.
"Up yours asshole! You're gonna get it!"
"Oh, I don't think so..." said Don and Bum mischievously.
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