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Rated: 18+ · Interactive · Animal · #1521715
A hilarious comedy about the lives of animals.
This choice: Rhino  •  Go Back...
Chapter #2

The Wrong Time...

    by: abstow89 Author IconMail Icon
Your name is Samster and you are a rare, black and green rhinoceros (how cool is that)? You live in the plains of some beautiful country, presumably Africa, where various adventures take place everyday. You were just like any other normal rhino, fat and happy and running around with a gigantic horn on your nostrils. No one ever bothered messing with you; just the horn itself was screaming "Don't fuck with me!" You even had a few friends, like Karl and Daisy (who was your girlfriend). In fact right now, you had your bodacious dick jammed into her ass. It was the middle of the night and you were humping the living daylights out of your woman, like there was no tomorrow. You loved your girlfriend and what better way to show that than having vigorous butt sex?
"Yes, yes, yes!!"
"Yeah, you like that don't you bitch?"
"Wait, what'd you call me?!"
"I mean that in a good way!! Come on, you know I love you!"
"True. Continue!"
And so, you resumed having sex for several more minutes. But eventually, you encountered a problem. While you were having sex, you released a wicked fart that almost blew your tail off.
"Uh-oh." you say meekly.
Afterwards, you farted again and a tiny bit of poop fell out. The smell was deadly and stinky and you quickly slide your penis out of your girlfriend's butt.
"What the fuck was that?!"
"Um...I farted." you say meekly.
"AGAIN?!!? God, I am so sick of you and your butt!"
"Bet you're not sick of my cock though aren't you?" you say while smiling in a lustful way.
"This is a serious problem Samster! I'm getting sick and tired of waking up to your stinky rhino farts! I'm going back home Samster!"
"But we were having sex!!"
"I don't care! I'll come back when you get your gas situation handled!"
Daisy walked away from you, leaving you to sit down and groan depressingly.

The next morning, you conspire up a plan.
"Maybe I should ask around to see how I can get rid of my gas expulsions..."
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