Troy had just gotten home from school, where at home, he found a package at his front door. Picking it up and taking it inside, Troy found what looked like a bicycle pump but with an ending that looked like it went inside someone's mouth within the box. Sifting through it more, he found the a note and instructions to this odd device:
"Congratulations dear customer. You have purchased our exclusive fat pumper. Truly you are a unique individual to wish to fatten yourself up. We hope that your purchase meets all your satisfaction."
Knowing he didn't order this thing, Troy still read on...
Instructions:
1. Adjust settings on sides of pump. Settings include;
a. Amount of fat gained with one pump (which went from 'none' all the way to 'bodyweight')
b. Place where fat shall locate (which had 'butt', 'body', 'chest', and 'belly')
2. Place mouthpiece in mouth.
3. Pumping all the way up, and all the way down will activate pump, and cause weight increase.
4. Repeat step 3 as often as desired.
Warning: Once fat is gained, fat cannot be gotten rid of.
Troy gave a bit of a chuckle at this rather odd thing, not really believing in it. Even so, curiosity got the best of him, and he set the thing to almost no fat gain, and made the fat go to his stomach. Putting in the mouthpiece, he gave it a full pump, and felt an odd feeling in his stomach...Pulling up his shirt, his stomach seemed a bit softer. Doing it again, his stomach felt softer still, and his once prominent abs weren't quite so.
Instead of alarmed, Troy was a bit excited. He had grown so weary of constantly keeping fit and dieting, this pump would let him get away from all that...Yet that warning made Troy stay his hand. He figured that he wouldn't be able to get rid of the extra weight no matter what he did.
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