"Um...hello..?" You hesitantly say into the baby monitor, (though you could swear it came out more like "hewow")
"Awwe," cooes a woman's voice on the other end; it's very motherly and warm. "Baby's awake, huh? Don't worry, Mommy's coming!"
Deeply confused, and totally perplexed as to just what is going on, you simply stand there dumbly in your diapers and overalls.
You don't have to wait long however, as after a moment, a giant sized figure begins approaching you. Shocked and scared, you fall down on your padded rear, and begin crying just a little bit.
Once the figure is right up on you, you get a better look at her. It's a giant woman, about 3 or 4 times as tall as you, and she looks to be dressed in some sort of white, fur bikini, like someone would where at one of those nerd conventions. She has pointed ears and a long tail-LIKE A FOX!
This must be the fox, changed into giant, humanoid, form! Now's your chance to get your wallet back!
Just as you are thinking this, the giant, fox/lady reaches down to scoop you up off the ground.
"Awwe, don't worry, Sweety, "Mamma's here!" She says, cradling you against her breast.
You begin to tremble in fear and humilation at all that is going on. However, you also experience another feeling: anger.
First, she steals your wallet, and now, she's trying to treat you like a baby! How dare she! Time to speak up!
But what will you say?