Champagne flukes, sushi, pot and cocaine graced the ritzy digs of this mega-mansion in the exclusive hills of Cinemaville. Ecstasy was brazenly dished out on silver platters. The movie industries hottest young stars, including Stacy Stellis, Paige Anwar and recent Vogue cover girl Renee Yrilkosminov could be seen dining, skinny dipping and fucking on the palatial grounds of the estate. An orgy this was for sure.
A well earned rest was long overdue for the white-hot Eileen Peoples, gracing the current issue of People. “Attack of the 50’ Woman was due to open June 22, with largely excellent reviews and a blowout party was just the thing Eileen was hankering for .“Hey, pass some of that cocktail,” a naked Eileen requested from the glimmering pool. “Sure thing, Eily” Hillary Duff said as she knelt down to hand off the glass to Eileen as she lounged on a pool raft. “I can’t believe how kickass this party is,” Eileen slurred, popping some X in her mouth. Just a few feet away, Paige Anwar was doing it doggie style with her producer boyfriend on a lounge chair. Actor Bruce Dawdson and actress Bridgette Bethany were lip-locking in between lines of coke.
“Eily, what’s the premiere supposed to be like for this move?” a naked Stacy asked as she rested her chin on Eily’s raft; joint in hand, water up to her nipples. “It should be pretty cool. They’ve brought in a 50-foot replica of me and they’ll be putting it in the middle of Cinema Avenue, directly in front of the huge Loews. Limos’ll drive right under me.”
Just then, Eily’s publicist strutted out poolside with a wide smile. “Hey, Trish, what’s up? It’s time to stop doing work and come party with us,” Eily offered. “I’ve got something better. Much better,” Trish rang out spastically as she held a crisp white piece of paper in her hand. Trish scanned the document, reading its contents aloud:
Dear Ms. Peoples,
Congratulations on the completion of your new movie, Attack of the 50’ Woman. I am sure that this film will be one of many great successes that will grace your career over the years to come and I and my colleagues at HomTech, Inc. will be rooting for you all the way. It is my understanding that the premiere of your film will be taking place on June 22, 2007 and that you and your representatives are hard at work to make it a very special occasion.
I would like to assist you in making your premiere worthy of your talent and hard work.
While not yet public information, HomTech is diligently putting the final elements together on a drug that will aid people inflicted with growth-related disorders; simply put, one or two controlled doses will allow people to grow to normal height within a few days who ordinarily might have been stunted due to disease. The drug is an incredible development for millions. Moreover, the FDA has put approval on the fast-track. For your premiere, our team can create a safe dosage capable of producing growth to the height of at least 50’ as well as an antidote that you can take to counter the effects after the event. I and my team assure you any drugs you take are safe and very effective. We can be on-site to supervise.
I have sent a copy of this letter to your agent as well as your production company. Mr. Jones of P Productions, Inc. has already given his approval via fax. HomTech is eagerly awaiting your reply. I am hoping we can work together.
Should you have any questions, feel free to call me at the number at the bottom of this letter. Again, congratulations and best wishes.
All the Best!
Dr. Jennifer Uytson
HomTech, Inc.
“So? What do you think?” Trish cried out with glee. “Come on, do it. It’ll be fuckin’ awesome. How goddamn cool would that be,” Stacy, Hillary, Bruce and a cast of others cheered on. “I’m pretty sure I can get one of the top designers to fit you,” Trish assured.
“Hmmm. Wow! Let me see,” Eily pondered as she took a sip of her cocktail. Male model Dwayne Detton massaged her shoulders as he waded in the pool behind her. “Give me two minutes to think it over,” Eily purred as she turned her head to kiss the hunk behind her.