I had just completed our fifth mission after becoming a genin; a dangerous mission indeed, tracing down and elimination the marten that had murdered al of Miss Hokis hens. Gehs, when do we get a real mission?
And if that wasn’t bad enough, that stupid Sasuke had to kill the beast, right when I was about to do it.
Not only don’t we get any real missions, but that stupid Sasuke are always making me look back. But one day I will be Hokage, and then he will have to look up to me.
Dreamscape:
Sasuke, kneeling in front of Naruto who is wearing the hokages robes. Sasuke: “Forgive me for ever doubting you, honorable lord Hokage, I am your humble servant, your will is my command.”
Naruto is laughing lost in his own thought.
Sasuke: Gehs your such a loser, are you coming so we can report back, or are you just going to stand there laughing all day?
Naruto: Shout up Sasuke, one day I will be Hokage, and then everyone will look up to me.
Sasuke: Gehs, don’t you ever shout up.
Naruto: when you think that you can do everything without me, just forget it, I am staying here to train.
Saskuke: Whatever, come Sakura, we have a mission to report.
***
Naruto: “jerks”
Naruto runs up and jump from tree to tree. After having done this for a while, he comes to a clearing where and old man I seating with a strange glowing rock.
Naruto: “What is that old geezer doing out here in the woods?” Naruto gets a devilish grin on his face, this would be a great place for a prank “Sexy no Jutsu”
(S)he goes down to the old man who stares intensely into the crystal, complete oblivious to the world around him. His hands are weaving around it, and the crystal has started to float.
When Naruto is only a few meters from him, (s)he says: hey there, what are you during? in the jutsu’s usual sexy voice. When the old geezer hears it, his concentration is broken and the crystal fly like a projectile towards Naruto, as it hit natuto seas a brilliant flash of light, then nothing.
***
When Naruto regains consciousness he sees that he no longer is in the forest. Instead he lies in the bed in the villages hospital.
“Oh, your are awake, we were stating to get worried about you” Kakashi sits in one of the chairs by the door. He is his usual apathetic self, and is reading a book while he talks.
“How long?”
“Almost three days, you run of after your last assignment, if Sasuke hadn’t come looking for you when you didn’t come to practice yesterday, you might have been dead. What happened, you just lay there in the forest all naked like you had been raped. Well you are okay now, that are al that are important. Hopefully you will be strong enough to continue tomorrow.”
“Where is Sakura, and Sasuke?”
“Finding a runaway hamster, it is a bit difficult without your special abilities.” Kakashi stretches and stand up. “Well now that you are awake I better go se how they are doing, I’ll ask Sasuke to come to your room when he is done you properly want to thank him.” whit that he goes out the door, and leaves Naruto alone.
Thank him, yea right. Uh I feel strange, and my voice sounded strange to. It must be some nock in the head I got.