You venture along the hallway, noting how broad it is - and how broad the doorways and everything is in this house. Maybe rich people just go in for bigger stuff, you think - but it sure is easy to walk along, even with a big bag hanging off each of your shoulders. As you walk along you notice one of the doors is open - it's a bedroom, obviously ready for a guest, and you feel you should walk in.
Once through the door you see that the room is great - big bed, closet, TV, computer and desk, even an easy chair, a mini-fridge, and an en-suite bathroom. As you drop the bags by the closet, you see a card on the desk. It has your name on it. You open it up.
'Eric,' it says inside, 'if you've found this it means you've found your room, and I wasn't home in time to greet you. If Ernesto wasn't at the door, then he won't be long - he's the butler and chief organiser around here. If there is anything - anything - you want, just ask him. I know you swim, and you'll find the pool at the end of the corridor - there's a changing room down there. The gym is just before the end of the corridor, downstairs. If you're hungry, the dining room is also downstairs, about the middle of the corridor - you can probably smell it. I'll be back soon and we can get to know one another better. Geoff.'
Well, you think, that sounds great. You are hungry. You hurry out of the bedroom, down the corridor, and down the stairs - and you can indeed smell something delicious. As you start along the downstairs corridor, a man is walking towards you, and he is...