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Tommy wished that everything he said came true . The genie took him literally
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Chapter #3

You're a real cow

    by: THANKFUL SONALI RIP BIKERIDER Author IconMail Icon
"You're a real cow," Tommy says.

"Moooooo! What did you doooooo? I'm going to sue!"

There's a cow standing there, right where Britney was. After threatening to sue him, the cow heads for his Mother's prize roses, and systematically chews up the best ones. Tommy is frantic. "Stop chewing the roses!" he shrieks. "Mom won't like it!"

"Moooooo. It's what cows dooooo. They chew."

"Yeah, well, they chew cud, not my Mom's best roses. Go get some cud somewhere and chew it."

"Mooooo. I don't like youuuuuu. As a cow, I'm new. Don't have cud to chew." So saying, the cow heads for the prize chrysanthemums.

"No, no, not those. They're for the flower show next week."

Meanwhile, Jen and Samantha, who have been standing there all this time, shocked, find their tongues.

"Hey, what did you do to Britney? I'm going to tell teacher."

"Go and blab, you, you think that you are ..."

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3. The big cheese

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