Carefully, you are walking into the tunnel that is Jane's ear. The walls are warm and soft, giving way to your gentle touch. There are some short hairs here that just enhance this unreal background. Before you there is the darkness of the path ahead, together with the promise of rescue. The smell is rather odd, a bit stronger than her usual smell, but not unpleasant. Suddenly, she tilts her head, and you think she is giggling. Suddenly the even ground has become a slope, and you have to cling to it in order to keep from falling out. After a moment, everything returns to normal.
You figure that this could have been your fault, that she may have felt you walking around. Just to make sure, you start being even more careful, as you don't need any freak accidents on this last stretch.
You walk the last part of the way in darkness. Although you have found a box of matches inside your pocket, you are reluntant to light a fire inside a friend's ear. Finally, the tunnel grows narrower and lower as you come to the drum. Holding onto the walls as good as you can, you take a deep breath and yell "Jane!". As expected, her head is turned around and you would have been thrown out of her ear if you hadn't been prepared.
You go on shouting:"Jane! It's me John! Don't move!". Your world stops spinning and you can hear Jane's voice: "John? Where are you, this isn't funny." You hastily continue to explain:"I have been shrunk. I am inside your right ear! I am tiny as a bug!" The last comment is followed by the ground shaking. "This is definitely not a good one. Where are the speakers?"
Sigh, you should have known she wouldn't be able to believe it, well who could blame her? "Hold your finger at your ear. I will walk onto it, then you will see!" Saying this, you run back to the entrance. As expected, she has complied although she isn't convinced. You jump onto her finger and cling to it for your dear life as she moves you closely before her eyes.
"WHAT? I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. IT'S REALLY YOU! WHAT HAPPENED? -- AH, OF COURSE THE EAR!" She has taken it rather well, and she even figured out that she wouldn't her you normally. She was a good choice after all. Once inside her ear, you tell her about the ring and how you got shrunk.
You have finally found someone who can help you. But what will you do? Will you search the disco for the ring or will you go to the dorm, so that you can get some professional help at the university first thing in the morning?