You,Jake McDash, along with a buxom blonde side-kick set off to a planet...OF GIANTS! |
You are Jake McDash, 25, the most famous space explorer of all time. You've already seen a myriad of exotic planets and fought and conquered numerous alien menaces and perils. Your bravery, constitution, and agility are legendary. This combined with your lithe body, swimmers'muscles, razor-sharp wit, and devilishly handsome looks have made you quite popular with the ladies (both human and alien alike). Consequently, you've become quite the playboy and your infamous womanizing makes James Bond and Gene Simmons look like conservative prudes. And Damn it feels good to be a gangsta! You prepare now for a trip unlike any other to a planet of giants, everything is so big here that even your ego will seem tiny. Anyhow you've always seem graced with good luck, even in the stickiest of situations (and some were very sticky, like the 8 Brothels of Draxalla), but perhaps your luck is about to run out...Dunn-DUNN-DUNNNN! Ahem about the allowed content. No gay guy schtuff. I support gay rights but, no offense, this story shall be hetero. No unbirthing, pooping, peeing, or donkey-humping. No kid stuff. I'm NOT Michael Jackson (though if he's dethroned i may be the Prince of Pop). Lastly no endorsing Wal-Mart or crappy music. Violat ethese directives and your chapter will be most violently murderized. Also, try to keep good grammar and spellin' if possible. Other than that, have fun kids. And always wear protection. |