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Rated: 18+ · In & Out · Comedy · #704406
A cute little idea I had based on one of my old items.
Please, don't be vulgar...but funny!

I raised this to 18+ cuz I'm tired of being good lol.


Newest is last guys!

You know you are addicted to http://www.writing.com/ when you:
""When you sign a check with your pen name, instead of your real name. *Blush*"
-- Charmin Author IconMail Icon

""When you have to have a pin-up chart taped to your desk, what days your contests start and end." *Smile*"
-- Charmin Author IconMail Icon

"You wonder if any famous people have found (or joined!) the site. Hey, you could be talking to a celebrity for all you know!"

"You get more excited about your account birthday than your real birthday."
-- Aradne Author IconMail Icon

"When you speak in 255 characters in length, or less."

"...when a friend summarizes the book they just read and it reminds you of a WDC short story you reviewed last week...*Blush*"
-- Lorien Author IconMail Icon

"when you sit at your comp and type asking your mom for a drink cause you think your in the room with her and your typing at the same time."

"When you wonder if the WD-40 in scroll would work the same way on a long work day."

"When you are one of the 5 or 6 WDC couples that someone thinks about off the top of their head."

"When you dream in WritingML format."

"When you see a folded 'Primark' shopping bag and wonder when iamMark opened his own chain store."
-- finnley Author IconMail Icon

"When you read all of this and can relate. Bumper Stickers for WDC. Here! "

"When you are aware of recurrent glitches and think that in two years time you'll have figured out how to correct them yourself! *Pthb*"

""When even though you haven't been around for months you still stay up to date on contests, couples, and who's probably going to be promoted soon.""

"When IRL someone says a person's name or town/state, and you automatically think of someone on the site."

"When you hear the word stupid in a G rated movie you go ballistic and scream "That's not E-rated!" in a packed theater."

"When, even off-site, you express yourself with {e:laugh}"

"When people are shocked that these people you have been talking about in great detail are people whom you've never met in real life. "
-- Aradne Author IconMail Icon

"When you send *Kiss*s more than you kiss your S/O."

"When you ask someone if a movie is E-rated. (but really mean G)"

"When you use WritingML tags in place of HTML tags on other sites and are surprised when they don't work the same."

" You've been gone for months and find tons of C-Notes and wellwishes in your inbox and you're instantly happier than all the cards on your RL birthday."

"OT: JAX!!!!! You would not believe what's been going on around here lately. Utter insanity. Oh wait. The usual."

"When a cigarette would cheer you up, but you don't know how much longer you can handle it before you HAVE to check your email."
-- Aradne Author IconMail Icon

""When you read through all of the above and can relate to every one and not be embarrassed to admit it" MEG"
-- Meg Author IconMail Icon

"When you have a thought of starting a support group for WDC but decide convention will do."

"when you fall asleep and when you wake up you find yourself in front of PC on WDC"
-- Wolf Author IconMail Icon

"You skip your workplace's Christmas party to hang out online."

"All the yellow pixels in your monitor have died"
-- Aradne Author IconMail Icon

"You stay at school all day just because the computer lab has wireless, and it allows you to be on WDC that much faster."

"You consider asking for bed linens with the site logo on them."

"You wonder if it's possible to check your mail too many times a day after you close your eyes and still see the familiar beige-ish background color. "

"When you physically harm someone for deleteing one email."
-- TSC Author IconMail Icon

"When your friend calls to ask if you're busy because he/she wants to go to a movie, and you tell her you're busy."

"WDC is your form of coffee."

"WDC is your form of cocain. Or Marijana."
-- TSC Author IconMail Icon

"When your professor writes GP on the board for GreenPeace, you instantly think of Gift Points instead."

"When you babble on to anyone with two ears about "this great site called "Writing.com" "

"You try to write off your Writing.com expenses on your taxes."

". . . you take a day off from work just to submit work to your portfolio."

"When you're sitting at your computer on New Year's Eve, and you're late for a party, all because you want to check on your portfolio and emails, and suddenly you find this thing about your addiction and..."

"When you find yourself on this site anywhere from 5-8 hours a day (maybe I need to get a job and/or life)."

"You have more authors and items in your "favorites" list than you have views of your blog, and more WDC windows open on your desktop than you have windows total in yours and your neighbor's house combined."

"You paint your house/walls/car to match the site's background."

"Your alter-ego is a mysterious authorized secondary account consumed with maniacal plans of site-wide revolution."

"You know your addicted when rate your last lover1.0-5.0 and go on to tell him how to improve."

"You spend extra upgrading your cell phone and wireless plan so you can access WDC from your pocket, anywhere."

"You use WDC in a sentence like a verb."

"When you start having withdrawal symptoms after being away from the site for a few days."

"When you actually spend the time to read "You know you're addicted" lists."
-- TSC Author IconMail Icon

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