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Rated: 13+ · In & Out · Nonsense · #555590
Mayhem is afoot!


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Founded in 2002, we are approaching twenty great years of MAYHEM!



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Here's how it's done.

*Bulletr* post one three-word block at a time. 

You are welcome to add consecutive, separate three-word posts as long as they conform to the rest of the story.



*Bulletr* Your three words must connect to the last three words on the list, but do not have to be predictable; ie: 

Mary had a 

little black book

in which she

ate a sandwich.



*Bulletr* Use appropriate punctuation!  

*Pointright*This is not a race to create the worst run-on sentence ever.





*Bulletr* Absurdism is always:

*Pointright* acceptable; tolerated; encouraged 

*Pointright* occasionally even rewarded!



*Bulletr* Keep within the 13+ rating at all times. Additionally: no politics or religion stuff. 

*Pointright* This is what amounts to the politest company I keep and I'd like it to stay that way. Keep it out of the Mayhem. I have added bolder letters for easier reading so everyone can be clear on my zero-tolerance policy. I've added the font in size 5.

 I can't make my point any clearer than this. No politics, no religion. Thanks.



*Bulletr* Posts which don't comply with my rules are deleted, with or without notice. If I saw fit to send notice about it, it best not happen again. 

*Pointright*Do not attempt to rules-lawyer me as I am the sole arbiter of these rules. *Smile* I have added self deletion for ease of use.



*Bulletr* I know, I know, no one's names are visible.

*Pointright* It's too complicated to read when posts are shorter than people's handles. (And, survey says, the anonymity is at least part of the fun!)



The Most Important Rule of them All:

*Bulletr* Enjoy yourself!  

This isn't meant to be serious writing.  

It's a little slice of crazy designed to get you thinking out of the box.  

Is it working yet?  

How about now?  

*Bigsmile*





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If you could
              
sell a green
              
jello salad with
              
toad turds, would
              
it cost more
              
than yellow jello?
              
Never mind the
              
olives in the
              
Jalapeno pickle jar.
              
Throw some garlic
              
in some Jell-O
              
with thawed zombie
              
fingers, toes, and 
              
out pops a
              
stray cat with
              
a heart in
              
his fangs and 
              
he spit out
              
a string of
              
jello candy hearts
              
while the Peeps
              
kept peeping at
              
nothing in particular
              
This made m 
              
feel afraid to 
              
enter the door 
              
drenched in webs 
              
. But I used 
              
crow head knocker 
              
to announce my 
              
belatedly unfortunate arrival
              
then dropped dead
              
of utter exhaustion.
              
But I digress,
              
I really wanted
              
to spend some
              
time thinking about
              
a chocolate sunday.
              
What church would
              
a chocolate moose
              
dare to hope
              
toothless angels lay?
              
Angel are but
              
Wanting Chocolate Sundaes
              
Because why not?
              
Eat on tuesdays
              
tacos and enchiladas.
              
and please remember
              
add extra salsa
              
but NO cilantro!
              
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*Bulletr* Keep within the 13+ rating at all times. Additionally: no politics or religion stuff. 

*Pointright* This is what amounts to the politest company I keep and I'd like it to stay that way. Keep it out of the Mayhem. I have added bolder letters for easier reading so everyone can be clear on my zero-tolerance policy. I've added the font in size 5. I can't make my point any clearer than this. No politics, no religion. Thanks.




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