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Rated: 13+ · In & Out · Community · #1233057
a salad of life's more different musings.
ever thought of a saying you heard that didn't make any sense, but was just so funny? well, put it here for the world!

where does the babysitter find her husband.... at his wife's house (Ida_Matilda_Wright Help Author Icon)

i'm not a pervert, i'm a sexual innovator! (peacemonger Author Icon)

how is it that the fattest country in the world is so obsessed with being skinny? (peacemonger Author Icon)

Today is July 31st. Let that be a lesson to you. (Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon)

<monster's voice>see? i told you this would be sweet!</monster's voice> (peacemonger Author Icon)

quote from carlos mencia: headline: donald trump slams rosie odonald. dee-dee-dee: oh, no. a fat, rich white man, attacking anopther fat, rich white man! (peacemonger Author Icon)

do you know how much radiowave interceptors cost these days? (peacemonger Author Icon)

Person one: Stop being so defensive! Person two: I'm NOT being defensive! (Ravenwand, Rising Star! Author Icon)

My grammie's got a recipe for this (Coal Author Icon)

i hate you thiiiis much! =D (peacemonger Author Icon)

I can't find the cat over there! (Kemma Author Icon)

this just in- we have a live interview with tom cruise just after losing his brain! so tom, how do you feel? "actually, i feel exactly the same." (peacemonger Author Icon)

Look. It's an In&Out that got run over by a fast car. Ewww, don't touch its head. (Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon)

i said you could touch it, not grab it! (peacemonger Author Icon)

why does a car co so fast? 'cus its a racetrack! (peacemonger Author Icon)

hey, it's a weasel!... where's it's head? (peacemonger Author Icon)

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