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Rated: 13+ · In & Out · Comedy · #1226466
The Lose is the name, the Win is the chuckle! 300 GPs for the best, invented or not!
In our neighborhood I saw an old stepside van with the proclamation "BUTTCRACK PLUMBING," scrawled on it. This think-tank is dedicated to all such fearless entrepeneurs who invest untold resources into such well-crafted ventures.

The object of this game is to completely alienate the consumer with part of the business name, eliminating the need for costly products, employees and overhead. After all, why work when you can surf in and outs for the rest of your life!

Business Names can be actual or invented- if actual please tell the story behind it, if not you can make up a story or not......Just get out there and make it (not) happen!!


















Entrepeneur: ~SilverMoonCranberry~ Author IconMail Icon
at: 08-16-09 @ 4:00am
: Sign for a mortuary> You Stab em, We Slab em.

Entrepeneur: ~SilverMoonCranberry~ Author IconMail Icon
at: 08-16-09 @ 4:11am
: wow. just noticed the date on these. someone forgot about this?

Entrepeneur: Ravenwand, Rising Star! Author IconMail Icon
at: 08-16-09 @ 9:42am
: Fun & Runs: A special amusement park with bathrooms every 100 feet.

Entrepeneur: Ravenwand, Rising Star! Author IconMail Icon
at: 08-16-09 @ 9:43am
: Sweat n Pet: A special dating service catering to those who like "Natural" body scent.

Entrepeneur: Ravenwand, Rising Star! Author IconMail Icon
at: 08-16-09 @ 9:45am
: Drink N Stink: The night club frequented by patrons of F&R and S&P.

Entrepeneur: ~SilverMoonCranberry~ Author IconMail Icon
at: 08-18-09 @ 5:04am
: lmao. not a dating service?

Entrepeneur: Dad Author IconMail Icon
at: 08-18-09 @ 8:41pm
: Don't forget the "Nova" means "Doesn't go" in Spanish. That's true. Ford didn't change the name of the car when they took it to Mexico. At first, they didn't change it.

Entrepeneur: ~SilverMoonCranberry~ Author IconMail Icon
at: 08-19-09 @ 7:19am
: Stop & Blow Your Nose Mart ..where Kleenex is king.

Entrepeneur: ~SilverMoonCranberry~ Author IconMail Icon
at: 08-19-09 @ 7:21am
: Roto-Pooter (an alternative to enemas)

Entrepeneur: Ravenwand, Rising Star! Author IconMail Icon
at: 06-04-10 @ 5:55am
: The Eat N Beat, a place for good food and porn!

Entrepeneur: Ravenwand, Rising Star! Author IconMail Icon
at: 06-04-10 @ 5:58am
: Studs N Cuds ~ a dating service catering to women who like cow farmers.

Entrepeneur: Ravenwand, Rising Star! Author IconMail Icon
at: 06-04-10 @ 5:59am
: Alpha Mail - when you want your mail, and you want it NOW.

Entrepeneur: CopyPaper Author IconMail Icon
at: 06-04-10 @ 6:40am
: Tridents: Collision auto repair. We remove dents.

Entrepeneur: CopyPaper Author IconMail Icon
at: 06-04-10 @ 6:49am
: Mertz Proctology Clinic: If it hurts when it squirts, go to Mertz.

Entrepeneur: CopyPaper Author IconMail Icon
at: 06-04-10 @ 6:59am
: Bair Necessities: Heating and Cooling systems (Gambrills, MD)

Entrepeneur: CopyPaper Author IconMail Icon
at: 06-04-10 @ 7:09am
: Patchett: Welding Service - Gambrills, MD

Entrepeneur: LASinn Author IconMail Icon
at: 06-18-10 @ 12:43pm
: Natural Selection: Genetics Testing

Entrepeneur: Ravenwand, Rising Star! Author IconMail Icon
at: 06-20-10 @ 7:37am
: Buy Polar - A winter wear shop frequented by the residents of the asylum next door.

Entrepeneur: Ravenwand, Rising Star! Author IconMail Icon
at: 06-20-10 @ 7:39am
: Looney Tunes - The record shop right next to Buy Polar.

Entrepeneur: Ravenwand, Rising Star! Author IconMail Icon
at: 06-20-10 @ 7:42am
: Dee Lusions - A "specialty" shop catering to the GOD in you.

Entrepeneur: Prosperous Snow celebrating Author IconMail Icon
at: 06-22-10 @ 10:38pm
: Road Kill Café, Las Vegas, NV

Entrepeneur: Jay's debut novel is out now! Author IconMail Icon
at: 08-06-10 @ 9:56am
: saw a sign on the side of a van this morning for Hwang Meats. it is terrible that the first thing I thought of was John Bobbitt...

Entrepeneur: Prosperous Snow celebrating Author IconMail Icon
at: 08-07-10 @ 11:24am
: Crispy Critters Pest Control Las Vegas, NV

Entrepeneur: Mr. Chowda Head Author IconMail Icon
at: 08-09-10 @ 4:15am
: Syphil-O s - The breakfast ceral that sticks with you for life.

Entrepeneur: Michael_Mauser Author IconMail Icon
at: 08-13-10 @ 8:16am
: I've heard that there's a building firm in London called Patel Brothers; their advertising ran, "You've tried the cowboys - now try the Indians".

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