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Rated: 13+ · In & Out · Comedy · #1105430
Make your version of some of your favorite quotes. Funny and creative.
Twist your favorite quotes or sayings to create your very own funny version here.

Just write down the original quote(with name, if possible) and then next to it, the modified one with you name.

You can use any quote, any number of times.

"you came, you saw, and now you will quote"

by: jim velentino Author IconMail Icon
time: 05-13-06 @ 4:42am
quote: "We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time." - Vince Lombardi. "we didn't lose the game; we just ran out before time." -arpit singh

by: jim velentino Author IconMail Icon
time: 05-13-06 @ 5:03am
quote: "I have often regretted my speech, never my silence." - Xenocrates. "I have often regretted my speech, never mind- lets talk about regret...."- Arpit Singh

by: jim velentino Author IconMail Icon
time: 05-13-06 @ 5:15am
quote: "There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread." - Mahatma Gandhi. "There are people in the world so lonely, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of Maria Sharapova"

by: David E. Navarro Author IconMail Icon
time: 05-13-06 @ 6:50am
quote: Quote: A stitch in time saves nine. (Someone Famous) Me: A stitch in time saves nine hundred extra dollars in co-pay with your medical plan. (NavWorks)

by: Fluffi Author IconMail Icon
time: 05-13-06 @ 10:16pm
quote: "Not knowing your history makes you a child forever" Charles Kinsey "Not knowing your history makes you a child forever, which is more fun than being an adult"-me

by: jim velentino Author IconMail Icon
time: 05-14-06 @ 12:27am
quote: "I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have." - Thomas Jefferson. "I find that the harder I work, the more need of luck I seem to have"- me

by: jim velentino Author IconMail Icon
time: 05-14-06 @ 12:36am
quote: "I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves." - Ludwig Wittgenstein. "I don't know why we are here, but I am pretty sure that somebody will tell me, so lets enjoy"- me

by: jim velentino Author IconMail Icon
time: 05-14-06 @ 12:45am
quote: "I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters." - Frank."I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with keyboards." - me

by: LeJenD' Author IconMail Icon
time: 05-15-06 @ 2:44pm
quote: "Kids are to be seen and not heard" - unknown "kids are to be seen, heard, and listened to because they have more of a grasp on reality than we adults do" - me

by: David E. Navarro Author IconMail Icon
time: 05-15-06 @ 10:15pm
quote: If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.-- Traditional / If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

by: David E. Navarro Author IconMail Icon
time: 05-15-06 @ 10:17pm
quote: -- The journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step (Asian proverb). -- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fanbelt and flat tire.

by: David E. Navarro Author IconMail Icon
time: 05-15-06 @ 10:18pm
quote: Using two other quotes, here's a question: If the early bird gets the worm, why does haste make waste?

by: David E. Navarro Author IconMail Icon
time: 05-15-06 @ 10:19pm
quote: -- The early bird gets the worm. (traditional) -- the early bird gets the worm, I'll go later and have steak.

by: David E. Navarro Author IconMail Icon
time: 05-15-06 @ 10:21pm
quote: Never criticize a man unless you have walked a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you'll have his shoes and be a mile away.

by: jim velentino Author IconMail Icon
time: 05-16-06 @ 10:35am
quote: "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." - Thomas Alva Edison "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work and still determined to find another million or so more ways.."- me

by: jim velentino Author IconMail Icon
time: 05-16-06 @ 10:38am
quote: "Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down." - Jimmy Durante "Be nice to people on your way up because you may accompany them on your way down"- me

by: jim velentino Author IconMail Icon
time: 05-16-06 @ 10:52am
quote: "In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience." - W.B. Prescott "In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience and please show patience if power wins!"- me

by: jim velentino Author IconMail Icon
time: 05-16-06 @ 10:58am
quote: "Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names." - John F. Kennedy "Forget the name of your enemies, lets punish them all!"-me

by: iKïyå§ama Author IconMail Icon
time: 05-17-06 @ 3:19pm
quote: "Let Sleeping Dogs Lie" - Traditional; "Let sleeping dogs lie if you really value your new pair of pants." - me

by: Kåre เลียม Enga Author IconMail Icon
time: 07-13-07 @ 1:06pm
quote: "Some are doomed to small lives and small stones" from "Ashville", a poem by Richard Hugo. "My family's doomed to big thighs and big bones ..."

by: Coal Author IconMail Icon
time: 07-14-07 @ 1:42am
quote: Gimme a rock

by: keetao Author IconMail Icon
time: 07-14-07 @ 9:31am
quote: "Two bees or not two bees" *squints and reaches for bifocals*

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