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Would I seem closer to you if you were a Christian? Well, my religion is such a huge part of my life that I do suppose it would add another dimention of closeness to our relationship, but I find it hard to imagine, because I've always loved you totally for what you are, and that includes your views on religion and your talk about apes!! A new "dimention of closeness" could be obtained by any number of things: If suddenly I were in a production of Scrooge and played Isabella and we both really related to each other over that character, or we both read the same book and fell in love with it, or if we were in a...a car crash together! I admit, religion is such a deep-seated, integral part of religious people's lives that it's not really comparable to anything else, but I don't see you as cold or concerned only with apes! You're very spiritual, and just because we don't believe the same things doesn't mean I love you any less, you silly goose! I am going to hit you on the head now! Thwack!