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I was surprised by the conversation you wrote out! I never realized how complicated getting to the PO could be. But it made me laugh, because my family is like that, too; just so damned complicated and frustrating.

I didn't know you talked to Jimmy like that! Wow. Telling him to stick his skinny ass you-know-where! Huh. (I can't think of where he would stick it, however. Hehe)

Yo, I went to Eureka Post Office Headquarters today and filed a claim so they can track the package I sent you. I'll be so, so pissed off if it's nowhere to be found. It was bright and pretty, c'mon, could they really have lost it?!

Tell me all about how Esther had funny ideas of mail! Like, what did she do that made things get lost? Did she seal them funny? I'm interested to know about others' funny ideas about what's appropriate to stick in the mail and think it'll get sent!