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Chloe has stunning hair. Blonde and waist length and perfectly straight and non-frizz, with hardly any split ends or anything.

She does??? I didn't know her hair was that long!!! GRRRRRR! I'm writhing with jealousy. How long did it take her to get it that long? When she was growing it to that length did she get trims once in awhile? Or is hers that magic kind that grows and grows and NEVER gets split ends? Wow, what a luck girl...I bet her baby will have awesome hair, too. Man, I can't wait to see what her baby looks like! You'll send us oodles of photos, right? Get a photo of Steve sometime, too, if you can -- I want to this guy! I can imagine him in a photo looking drunk, red-eyed, with stains on his shirt and baggy pants and no shoes or something.

Hey, I've noticed that Chloe has really gorgeous eyes and I was going to tell you so you could pass along the compliment. They look sort of cat-like in the photos I've seen of her. They remind me of Nathan's in a way because they look so pretty and, like, I don't know, exotic!

Wow, I didn't know that your hair was so long one time! How old were you? How long did it take to grow? I'm so depressed now, knowing that you and Chloe and Zib all have (or have had) such long hair. Mine was at the longest it's ever been before I got it trimmed by that awful lady at the mall.

Where is Zib when we're chatting like mad about hair, anyway?!

I've always wanted my hair in teensy little braids! I don't want to do it myself, though, because when I've tried doing it before the braids were all crooked and awkward and looked weird...I want them to hang nicely and swing around like I see on other people. My hair might not do that, though, with all the texture it has. It's so not glossy! It has attitude you could say.