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Rated: 13+ · Message Forum · Comedy · #673103
Come in and post modern day versions of nursery rhymes, proverbs etc.!
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Jul 7, 2003 at 3:04pm
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And I still remember this one
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, then get an ugly woman to be your wife.
(It still holds up after all these years.)

W.D.Wilcox


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