Pets - In Memoriam

About 3 years ago I lost my Black Lab named Lori. She was pretty much my entire life. Anytime something went bad I'd go to her. If I needed a shoulder to cry on she had four. <thinking back with a smile> When I was mad at my parents I'd always hide in her doghouse with her. She ranaway, or so my parents believe, those three years ago and I still miss her. Now it seems like I'll be moving and I may have to leave behind her son Dryfuss. I really hope not because he's a lot like her. Albeit I can't climb into his doghouse because the door's too small but still...And even if everything works out I'll still be missing one dog because there is a stray that hangs around my house. He doesn't go anywhere else. I guess you could say he's our adoptive dog. The problem with him is that he doesn't let anyone near him. I guess his owners before abused him or something because you can't get within a few feet of him without him jumping and then running. I also miss the countless cat's i've owned: Salem, Tycho, Loosey, Starkiss, Isis, Rebel, Orangey Orangey, Squirrel, Sylvester, Angel and Snotface(he had a big black spot on his nose, he's also got a twin sister named booger. the spot on her nose is smaller though). I'll soon be missing my other cats because the landlord is making us get rid of them. In memorium to them: Booger, K, Shadowcat, Antilles. Not to mention my other horde of dogs of owned and then lost either by adoption or death: Taylor, Princess, Romeo ,juillet(it's french, the only thing i remember from my day's in that class), Luke, Scruffleapogus (like snuffleapogus on Seseme Street) Leia, Angel, cool and limpy green eyes (my grandmother named it; I have no clue), and countless other puppys given away to good homes.

I guess that's everyone i'm missing. It feels good to finally talk about it though. Thanks.

Lifes little mysteries:
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If con is the opposite of pro, Is Congress the opposite of progress?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes--why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?