There is a war going on in outer space and the aliens need your help to bring peace! |
Seriously... aren't the aliens ashamed of themselves? I mean... food fight? They spent many generations on Earth studying humans, their behaviour, and love language... of all things they could learn... it's food fighting? If tomatoes go extinct one day, it's all their fault! The tomatoes are extremely delicate - they need a peaceful temperament to grow well. How could they survive when they are surrounded by bickering, and worst of all - food wastage? And if the aliens think that their alien food is so good, why didn't they bring some from their planet and share them with the others so that we all know what good food is? But I heard all they eat are stuff like the gooey things sucked into a black hole, dead stars plucked from the sky... I mean, those are not Honey cereals. How good can they get? I sure hope they are finally ashamed of themselves for causing this needless tomato war. If tomatoes rot, and our guinea pigs have no food, how on earth can we feed on our guinea pigs? Really! If we want to save our tomatoes, we need to get rid of the aliens first cause they started the food fight and the food boasting among races. That's for sure! Half-Human Commander-in-Chief: Elliot the Dressy Girl. (WC: 216) |