Ask Mr. Wizzo!

OH. Well, that's a relief, because I thought it was the human race who holds the moon up in the sky and the moon that keeps the human race in existence. If one morning you get up and the half-moonie thing is gone, then the real moon will be gone and it will be the end of the world for humans.

If the moon looks down at some point and there are no people, it's like a notice that she's going to die unless she can get some monkeys to have half-moons on their fingernails and fill in for the missing race.

I knew it had something to do with loonie and I figured you were the perfect person to ask. Thanks, Loono, I mean Wizzo!