Ask Mr. Wizzo!

Response:

Oh my, are they still telling people that cars run on gas? I haven't been following "gas" prices, considering I know the truth.


The fact of the matter is that cars run on water. Any water. Fill up a gas can with some tap water, load it into your gas tank, and ride on.

Gas companies are merely attempting to rake in as much cash as they can before the public finds out the truth. All they do is add gasoline smell and a flammable, slightly yellow substance, to make the water seem like gas.

If you want to test my theory, you can either fill your car with tap water, or go drink from the gas pumps.


Note: I am not responsible if your car explodes or if you die.