Ask Mr. Wizzo!

Response:

The truth of the matter is, in fact, size does not matter.

Men need to realize that there are more important things than the size of the tool. And, in fact, that the "ego," as you put it, is hardly even necessary. Men simply need to hone their techniques.

I know this because I have taken extensive measures to resolve any size issues men may have. Unfortunately, the technique I have developed has yet to be mastered by any other being.

The technique, you ask? I call it the Orglare, which is a combination of the two things involved.

That's right. All that is required with this technique is a certain glare at a woman, and she... Well. I won't go too far into it, here, because I'm too classy.

I hope I have sufficiently answered your question.