Ask Mr. Wizzo!

Response:

The answer to this question is quite simple.

As I'm sure you're aware, the stereotypical idea of an "answer man" is an incredibly old, wise man sitting on a mountain somewhere, and you may only gain his knowledge if you are able and willing to climb to the top of said mountain.

Well, I, myself, made such a journey. And, when I made it to the top, the old man said, "DAMN YOU'RE SMART!" and then threw himself off the mountain.

Seeing as the world was now without its wise man, I decided to take over the job. I figured it was the least I could do.

But it was mighty chilly on that mountaintop, so I decided to just stay where I had been living, and randomly emerge to respond to some questions. This also makes it much easier on you guys, as you don't have to do any mountain climbing. I found that to be quite cruel.

Old guys are bastards.