Dumb writing prompt

George was out walking his daily mile. He would walk to a local market and back home. If he were feeling extra silly, he would walk a little further. George was never the type of guy to pay attention to his surroundings so he would often ruin other people's day by running into them or stepping on something they might’ve dropped. This warm summer morning wasn’t any different.

George walked down the sidewalk, almost home from his morning walk, and lost in the music in his earbuds, when instead of landing on the concrete, his foot fell into a pot of chili. He looked down in disgust feeling something chunky and wet on and in his shoe. He saw the chili and looked up at the homeless guy who was in shock. “Really? Who in their right mind just sits on the curb with chili open all willy nilly!” George scoffs as he angrily wipes his shoe. “Some people..” he quietly scowls to himself.

As he went to keep walking home, he felt a sudden hit right on his side. He groaned in pain slightly as he turned and said the homeless man had hit him. “People like you not only need to be more aware of their surroundings but you people need to be less egotistical.” The homeless man snarls as he grips his fist ready to fight. They both get into a stance, arms crossed and boombox ready.

They start the singing battle. George walks up and he starts singing R U Crazy. As he finishes singing he steps back arms crossed and a smug grin on his face. The homeless guy walks up with a mischievous grin and starts singing Da Coconut Nut- The Coconut Song. When he finishes his epic singing, George gasps in shock. “You’re amazing at singing!”

George then snaps his fingers and three of his friends appear. All three friends were like George; egotistical, mean, and snarky. The homeless man chuckles “How cute... You think I can’t do that?” The homeless man snaps his fingers and three of his friends poof out of nowhere. His friends looked hungry and ready to pounce. “Are we going to do this the proper way?” George asks as George and his friends are side by side and the homeless man and his friends are side by side. “Start the music.” The homeless man smirks and George presses play on his magical boombox that just knows what the person singing wants to be played.

This time the homeless man went first since he was an epic singer last time. He began to sing Never Gonna Give You Up as George and his whole team gasped that they got Rickrolled. When he finished his song George was ready to unleash his ultimate power song and started singing Monster (that’s Skillet if you didn’t know).

The homeless guy got angry at how wild and free George sang and gathered up his group to have a group sing. The homeless guy then turned on the song Believer and he and his three friends stood together as they powered up their super awesome harmony. It blasts George and his group down onto the cement in shock and rage. “Don’t ever try me again.” The homeless man spat and left.