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Dont get burnt |
| [Introduction]
ITS GREAT! STORYNESS CAMPFIRE LIKE BURN!
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| once apon a time there was a rabbit his name was uzzi yes it was an awquard name because the uzzi had not been invinted yet.One day little uzzi wonderd what the rest of the world was like so he whent to a factory where they where makeing the first uzzi's he curriously picked one up and pulled the trigger he shot a human,now little uzzi disliked the humans so he whent on a killing spree and wiped out a whole state(the 51 state alaskiwwi) and some say that is how the uzzi got its name and he is still shooting up the place to this day |
| But now, The year 2005, Uzzi has stopped killing because he couldnt kill anymore. Mainly because he couldnt find anyone and he was out of ammo. Then, winter came and an ice bridge to America was created. Then Uzzi ran along the ice trail But then IT STARTED TO CRACK! AHHHHHH! So he got mad and shot the ice. |
| i hate bryce by brandi: he is fat and he is the size of a cow and he is queer and the only freind he has is himsels and he hates himself so thats not workin out very well now is it but he does have a huge i mean like huge like him sized crush on dylan he told me and haley he wants to have a 3 some with them ! thats all! |
| (ignored the meanie that is being mean) And then Uzzi drowned. He drowned himself good in tha tcold water. He then was sentanced to 50 years of playing cards with Jack from Titanic. A few times, uzzi cheated and smacked jack in the face. |
| (sry mowys i couldn't control her i tried)eventually uzzi exscaped the facility that he was held captive in(he picked up dual uzzi's on the way out) and continued his journey to america where he slaughterd millionsand found crates of ammo and a bag with a vortex that is big enough to hold anything with no wieght at all "wow that was convienyent" said uzzi then the ground started to shake as a secret nazzi war machine pioleted by george bush arised from the ground uzzi reloaded as fast as possible then unloaded on bush. Hours later the fight was over uzzi had won near unharmed he walked up to the rubble, sinerestly smileing at the defete of his enemey in the rubble he discoverd a rocket launcher way ahead of our time it looked exeactly like the halo 2 rocket launcher except it was green instead of brown it even said property of master cheif. As uzzi left the nation in ruin he started to make his way to japan he had enough ammo(for all three weapons) to kill everyone in the world |
| "GASP" said Obi-Wan when he noticed what Uzzi had done. He used force teleport to go next to uzzi, he was currently using his bunny terrifying furryness to blow the living hell out of China. "Gasp?!" said Uzzi, stopping his destroying and looking at obi-wan. Obi-Wan gasped again. "I sense a disturbance in the for-" but he was cut off cause Uzzi had kicked him in the nuts and took his lightsaber. Then ran away. Now with 4 weapons of mass destruction (Two Uzis, one rocket launcher, one lightsaber) Uzzi continued his quest to KILL ALL HUMANS! |
| so there uzi was on the brink of desruction he had found a ring in his travels...the one ring to rule them all...when uzi put on this mighty ring he was mysicly turned into a home0sexual(you don't whanna know trust me)a homeosexual with a thirst FOR BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*scary sounds*(and o yea i noticed that you just craped urself don't try to hide it) |
| Then the new homeosexual Uzzi drank the blood from the streets. Then he found another ring as he was traveling through space with the one ring to rule them all. "CHIEF! CHIEF CAN YOU HEAR ME?! Ohh at last!..... the others.... the crash.... theres nothing we can do. Warning, covenant ships surveying the area. They must be looking for survivors. I reccoment moving into those hills. Warning, covenant dropship on approach! I reccoment emedient evasion." Uzzi hit his headphones. "The hell is wrong with these things?" he said. Then he felt gravity pull him to the ring. "OHHHHH SHHHHHHH---" then uzzi landed perfectly. "Oh god. That was close." Then the ship blew up. Uzzi awoken the next morning, a cyborg was beating the living crap out of a large bulky dead thing. It had orange blood (For all you n00bs out there, its a hunter.) Uzzi looked up. Chief looked back. Uzzi was a girl. Chief was a boy. Can i make it more obvious? THEYZ GONNA FIGHT TO TEH DEATH! (O.o make the fight good, k EVILcow?} |
| uzi quickly pulled out her lightsaber, cheif just as fastly pulled out hid energy sword uzi leaped up over cheif aiming for the head *miss* cheif counter attacked uzi counterd that counter and cut of cheifs left arm blood splatterd everywhere as uzi was about to finish him off a mystrious allian that was 7 feet tall snuk upand assassinated uzi she wasn't dead just unconsious(it was an elite) they took her on bored their ship who knows what will happen next? (mowsy does) |
| (That he does, that he does.) Chief looked at a small bone that was wiggling around, spurting blood. "Ohh god! ohh god! I gotta rip it off!" he grabbed the bone and stabbed the eliet in the head with it. It died. "BLARG!" said the eliet as he fell over n died. it looked up at another eliet, it was a pink eliet. "Wort wia wart wart! (Go with out.. out..) "Blarg!" and then it died. The Pink eliet cried and ran away. But chief threw a frag and blew it halfway to hell. The other half splatted on the ground. Uzzi woke up and looked at chief. He was attatching the eliets arm to his. "hey. Lets work together." said chief as Uzzi got up. "Okay" uzzi said. And they quit the game. They chose The Silent Cartographer on Ledgendary. no, Heroic. "ARE YOU INSANE?!" Uzzi said to chief. "I CANT DO LEDGENDARY!" What will happen next? (Tell us EVILcow, Tell us!) |
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