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BRAIN DRAIN

by ES Morgan

Rated: 18+ · Book · Satire · #957736

HOIK PTUI

A eclectic Blog for people who like ketchup on their truffles.

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10 Most Recent Blog Comments:

JMorg

Oct 28, 2009 at 11:48am
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Real Marines don't wear underwear, they are properly folded and stored, which is why MC underwear is superior. I bet the other services don't even put their names on them and probably end up wearing anybody's. Of course mixing freeballing Marines and kilts could be see as a problem, but in reality it is part of a larger strategy of shock and awe.

VOTE:ObamaDramaOverIn2012:D

Aug 10, 2009 at 4:25am
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Gentlemen,

How old are dirty old women

Dale Arthur

Jul 23, 2009 at 11:55am
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Perhaps I was the only person in America who didn't care about M. Jackson going to his reward. In my opinion to be a great musician means you've got to die much younger than fifty years old, but if he had done that, say died about twenty-eight (a popular age for great rockstars to die), he wouldn't have had his daughter and/or been a good father.

Z.˚rz

Jul 21, 2009 at 2:51pm
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I saw that about the Episcopalians and was like you. It's progress towards a more open minded society and I can't fault that. What I can fault is marriage not being about sex... I am further discouraged to seek a bride anytime soon now and am breaking my poor mother's heart I'm sure.

Have fun at your reunion! Isn't the work worth it though?

Paige Turner

Jul 18, 2009 at 7:28pm
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Maybe it was just wishful thinking that those "dirty old women" were ogling you.
I just discovered you ezine. I'll check it out.

Z.˚rz

Jul 18, 2009 at 5:22pm
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Dirty old women!

Books are ridiculous! I still have to get mine for next semester and I'm dreading it cause it'll break triple digits easily and I have like a double digit bank account.

VOTE:ObamaDramaOverIn2012:D

Jul 17, 2009 at 8:34pm
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I didn't realize you had such a comedic side to you Morgan! I was laughing out loud and couldn't stop. It's hard to write comedy due to the timing factor, however, you make it look and sound sooo easy.

I didn't realize I had not been here in so long.

I need to play catch-up with you.

Paige Turner

Jul 16, 2009 at 3:18pm
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I don't know why but that song "Inch Worm" just popped into my head. Thanks to you it will probably stay there all day!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inchworm_(song)

Z.˚rz

Jul 16, 2009 at 3:13pm
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I suck at math. I am like the worst mathematician ever, so bad, they won't even let me use the title mathematician. But I support your endeavor 100%. I think you'll really enjoy teaching, and I bet the kids would learn a lot.

And you could teach that stupid Alzheimer's a thing or two as well

Thomas

Jul 16, 2009 at 2:20pm
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I wanted to be a math teacher once upon a time. It wasn't the earliest thing I wanted to do, but I was thinking about it pretty seriously for awhile.

I think I'd still like to teach some day, but now I think I'd like to do adult classes -- perhaps creative writing or the like.

Good luck!

#132. Episcopals Rock!
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#131. Second Thoughts
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#130. Theorem: I Can Teach
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#129. Bootylicious!
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#128. Silly Old Coot
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#127. A Can Too Many
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#126. Eating Crow
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#125. Feet first into facebook
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#124. News Blues
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#123. Little Lulu, Little Lulu, I love you you just the same
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#122. Give to Cure Death
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#121. The Newly Unemployed, Married Man’s Guide to Survival
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#120. Why I joined The Air Force
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#119. Keep it Short, Stupid
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#118. For Auld Lang Syne
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#117. Open Letter to Men
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#116. An Open Letter to Women
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#115. It's The Air, Stupid!
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#114. Self-Made Man at Work
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#113. The Supremes,Yes! Supreme Leader, No!
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#112. Health Insurance vs. You
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#111. Being Google-able
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#110. BM Looking For Peace
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#109. Thank Heaven for Little Girls, Yeah Right!
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#108. Another Day, Another Diatribe?
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#107. Sooo, God plays hookey?
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#106. Reply When The Moment Is Right
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#105. The Second Amendment Made Easy
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#104. Time for an old fashioned skillet
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#103. Wait for it
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#102. On Illegal Immigration
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#101. Contest Entry-Ending to the Worst Story Ever Written
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#100. Pro-Choice rocks! Pro-Life sucks!
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#99. Go Sonia! Go Sonia!
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#98. With The Constitution or Against It
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#97. I Have Returned
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#96. The costume makes the man
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#95. This time the sky really IS falling!
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#94. How to shed bad feelings
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#93. Man's Best Friend
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#92. Just another rant about Iraq
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#91. Madonna or Bust
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#90. Some? of what I don't like.
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#89. I Never Win
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#88. The Machines Really Have Taken Over
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#87. My Review of �X-Men: The Last Stand�
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#86. Why do you think they're called CON-servatives
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#85. Anything to Save Lives
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#84. If you feel this way too, we should form a support group.
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#83. I can't believe she didn't get the memo
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#82. And if elected, I will...
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#81. What's a Dead Pope's Apologist to Do?
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#80. It's Good When God Likes You
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#79. It's Going To Be a Rocky Road Ahead
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#78. Remembering A A Allen
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#77. Maybe Their God is NOT a Mighty God
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#76. Mountains and Canyons and Deserts, oh my!
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#75. I would have treated black trash the same way
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#74. Mardi Gras is Getting a Little Too Expensive
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#73. At Least He Can Hold His Liquor
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#72. Ode To The Bombastic Brit
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#71. An Open Letter To Graffiti Artists
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#70. Another Acronym to Worry About
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#69. The old fashioned names are the best
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#68. No, I don't want cheese with that.
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#67. Pluto is a goofy planet anyway
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#66. Up, Up, and Rats!
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#65. If you get bored reading this, you're learning disabled.
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#64. They never print this obit in the local paper.
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#63. Free the Kervorkian 1!
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#62. Opportunity Knocks
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#61. I dream big!
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#60. The man of the house is in!--sort of
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#59. Do they think I'm stupid?
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#58. Prey for them
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#57. Back in a week
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#56. Good News and Bad News
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#55. WONK KNOW 1
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#54. Kill em all. Let Allah sort em out.
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#53. Over the top
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#52. Running words into the ground
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#51. Dusty cubes
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#50. Now hear this!
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#49. HIGH JINX, THEREFORE I AM
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#48. Save Your Breath
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#47. Its a crap shoot either way
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#46. Kim Jung Il needs love too
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#45. Checkout line reading
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#44. The World Oldest Democracy? Oh yea!
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#43. Happy 4th of July!
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#42. The dead travel fast
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#41. Venting sadness
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#40. For or Against
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#39. Not Just America First. America Only!
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#38. A reason to live
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#37. Censorship. Oh my!
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#36. Dumber than a box of rocks? Well...
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#35. Good bye Ol Paint
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#34. Size matters
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#33. You do realize that this means war!
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