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Rated: GC · Book · Experience · #457442
rolling down a hill in a barrel with the inside covered in razor-wire
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#35. You're hogging all the retarded...
ID #507730 entered on May 11, 2007 at 2:54pm
#34. EXPOSED: Skylarking in a wishing well at the Mall
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#33. Classic Asian Homos, James Brown and Tripp..
ID #246807 entered on June 19, 2003 at 6:52pm
#32. Playing Chess, naked, with a Llama
ID #246583 entered on June 17, 2003 at 10:14pm
#31. Leaving so Soon
ID #234077 entered on March 26, 2003 at 11:55am
#30. Inlisting in the Army
ID #233169 entered on March 20, 2003 at 12:50pm
#29. I still miss her
ID #229943 entered on February 28, 2003 at 3:23pm
#28. Unrequited Love, Tabletop Games and Odd Feelings
ID #228606 entered on February 20, 2003 at 12:01pm
#27. Morons, Marijuana and Paths to Enlightenment
ID #225093 entered on February 2, 2003 at 11:58pm
#26. Killing My Uncle, Running from Cia, & Bruce Willis Sex Music
ID #224503 entered on January 31, 2003 at 5:28pm
#25. Touching the no no places and how rape can be funny
ID #224147 entered on January 30, 2003 at 11:36am
#24. 'Cha Cha Cha' gets you kicked out of Boy Scouts
ID #220784 entered on January 15, 2003 at 1:41pm
#23. Les Sigh and the Overture of Hydrocodine Moans
ID #217347 entered on January 2, 2003 at 12:33pm
#22. Angst in Moderation
ID #190715 entered on September 6, 2002 at 12:10am
#21. Ripping off the heads of Barbie Dolls
ID #184355 entered on August 8, 2002 at 10:26am
#20. Death Threats from Martha Stuart
ID #184170 entered on August 7, 2002 at 1:14pm
#19. Playing Russian Roulette with Lil'Smokies
ID #183716 entered on August 5, 2002 at 10:46am
#18. Forsaken Land: Ode to Tokens and Tickets
ID #183189 entered on August 2, 2002 at 5:59pm
#17. Ohio Roots: Austin's Family Tree
ID #182870 entered on August 1, 2002 at 10:09am
#16. Abercrombie and BITCH! Dont Make me Slap you...
ID #182711 entered on July 31, 2002 at 5:25pm
#15. Weed, Sublime, BaseBall, Sex and Church: Life of a Gap Kid
ID #182175 entered on July 29, 2002 at 11:43am
#14. Putting Austin in a Cage and Having Fun with Cattle Prods
ID #181583 entered on July 26, 2002 at 11:00am
#13. Licking the Wrong Edge of the Knife
ID #181391 entered on July 25, 2002 at 5:07pm
#12. Getting Dropped Kicked By Reality's Thugs
ID #181121 entered on July 24, 2002 at 10:28am
#11. Genitals in a Cheese Fondue
ID #180744 entered on July 22, 2002 at 10:28am
#10. Coke Bottles and Getting Rid of Big Mistakes
ID #180319 entered on July 19, 2002 at 11:44am
#9. Music for Dead Clowns with a banana fetish
ID #180096 entered on July 18, 2002 at 11:59am
#8. I Wanna Be Your Groupie!
ID #179899 entered on July 17, 2002 at 10:15am
#7. Monotonous
ID #179072 entered on July 12, 2002 at 3:47pm
#6. Goat Heads on Stakes
ID #179024 entered on July 12, 2002 at 9:41am
#5. Dingos and Muslims
ID #178885 entered on July 11, 2002 at 12:51pm
#4. Her Maiden Name was Sparky
ID #178477 entered on July 9, 2002 at 10:16am
#3. Ceptic Tank Blues
ID #177386 entered on July 3, 2002 at 11:41am
#2. Monkey Peters = Vienna Sausages
ID #177057 entered on July 2, 2002 at 10:20am
#1. Squirrel with an overhand throw
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