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I went on a 5-day Cruise with a crazy (read: drunk) monkey! |
Andre and I decided it was about time we got to know each other better, so we went on a cruise in the Western Caribbean together! I can't wait... We can't waitIt was great! It was a 5-day crazy cruise from May 17 - 21. We've returned! Come read about it! We're on our way! Until then I'll most likely be busy packing and planning. Yes, Andre, I'll remember the bananas. If you want to know more about this monkey business, you best ask Andre himself, over at "Invalid Item" We started the adventure by writing our "Packing List" , and our first destination was "Fort Lauderdale" ! |
With all those bananas to clean up from our packing-debacle, Andre and I ended up starting the party early, eating bananas and drinking... where did you even get those bottles from Andre? Now we're practicing our singing. We're getting pretty good, I think we'll definitely get by on busking if need be. Our great inspiration is the esteemed Mr. Harry Belafonte. We've tried to learn some of his songs. Whaddaya say Andre, should we demonstrate? Ahemm... Here goes: Day-o! Day-Oh no! Daylight come and we want to party more Day?!!! Is it day? Is it day? Is it day? Is it day? Is it day-OH NO! Daylight come and we're too drunk to go home We've partied all night and drunk lots of rum! Daylight come and we don't want to go home Eaten banana 'til the morning come! Daylight come and we don't want to go home Come Mister Andre, man, eat all that banana Daylight come and we don't want to go home Come Mister Andre, man, eat some more banana Daylight come and we don't want to go home Eat six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch! Daylight come and we don't want to go home Eat more and more and more, just munch! Daylight come and we don't want to go home A beautiful bunch of ripe banana Daylight come and we don't want to go home Hide the deadly black tarantula WHAT?! ANDRE, LOOK OUT! .... Andre? ... |
My hairy buddy and I have had a bit of a gab session, and we're finally in tune again about the packing. Agreeing that bananas probably grow in some of our cruise destinations, we've decided to throw some bunches out of the suitcase... STOP MAKING A MESS, ANDRE! Where was I? Oh, yes, we've decided to make room instead for...*drum roll**dramatic picado*...GUITARS! Well... a guitar for me and a ukulele for Andre, perhaps. That way, if we run out of money, we can do some busking on the way. Now we're jammin', Andre... |
OKAY, Andre! I get it. |