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Rated: 13+ · Book · Experience · #2171316
As the first blog entry got exhausted. My second book
Evolution of Love Part 2
February 8, 2019 at 12:13am
February 8, 2019 at 12:13am
#951463
Running or f***ing?
That is the question

Doing any kind of exercise is excellent for your health. But, for those who still have doubts when choosing, here you will find 7 good reasons to decide between Running or f***ing.

1.- When you run, you usually go alone. If you go with someone you just want to run faster than the other.
f***ing? No. You always try to reach the goal together.
Therefore, f***
"Develops teamwork and avoids selfishness."

2.- To run you have to buy a lot of clothes that, normally, is quite expensive.
However, to f***, just take off the one you're wearing.
As you can see, f***ing "encourages saving, and avoids consumerism".

3.- To run
You have to get out of bed.
To f***, its the opposite.
We all know that bed is better than nowhere.
Therefore while f***ing,
"We exercise while we are, where we are best".

4.- Running requires great effort and gives little pleasure.
f***ing gives enormous pleasure and the effort is minimal.
So while f***ing, we experience how to,
"Make the most of it with the minimum effort"

5.- After running, you end up exhausted and your knees and legs hurt.
However, after f***ing, you have a smile from ear to ear!
It is clear that through f***ing "we discover the joy of living"

6.- If they call you to run, you will almost never go.
Now, if they call you to f***? ...
Ahhhhhhhh! ... Right ?!!!. You will reach on time.
It is clear, f*** "increases punctuality."

7.- Another very important reason is that after running you do not feel like repeating the race.
But, after f***ing, you want to repeat again. Yes or no?!!!
So, through f***ing we achieve "true interest in what is done and promotes the value of perseverance."

So the winner is a 'f***' anytime!

... 😝😝


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