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Rated: 13+ · Book · Comedy · #1857740
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Note to self: When in front of computer, focus on writing, rather than on Facebook, Twitter, colors of wallpaper on homepage, peering out window at birdfeeders, performing any of dozens of necessary beauty rituals (particularly any involving a hot, electrical appliance), cleaning the cat's ears while he sleeps, dashing into the other room to check out the latest story on Today, texting any children,or the President, my hairdresser, or doing facial exercises, which are very frightening to the birds and to the cat.
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