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A hilarious and bizarre twist of Rowling's famous series. A muggle shall enter Hogwarts! |
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Chad and Jeeves proudly present the first additions in their parody of the famous HP series: Dudley Dursley and the Sorcerer's Stone A Potter Parody starring the fattest kid in Britain! Just a bit of an intro, my friend "Chad" and I are early into high school at the moment, but this particular project began some time previously. We started writing what would eventually turn into this back a year or two ago, back when the mindlessness of the education system was threatening to force us into submission with their irrelevant lectures and humorless droning. We knew we would have to do something to rise above the monotony, and so we wrote down a lot of comedial-type stuff, some of which morphed into this. Of course, back then it was all a long list singularly of dialogue (we went through every package of notebook paper the school building possessed), poorly written in regards to grammar and spelling. But it became increasingly hilarious as we got farther into it and better at writing it, due in part to unpredictable satire of the many characters of the Harry Potter universe and our own strange senses of humor. We hope you enjoy reading it at least half as much as we enjoyed writing it. We're still working on it even now; a lot of this is altered from its original version and improvised. This could take some time to finish completely, so we'll update it in chapters or similarly sized parts. We love to read your opinions of our work, and would even more appreciate any suggestions or ideas you might have! Oh btw, the chapters are formatted upside-down. Dunno how to fix that... but The Fattest Kid in Britain is the first chapter, so start there. UPDATE (6/12): Chapter 5 is finally finished. Finding it hard ot make time to continue this, so Chapter 6 could be a while. --- Jeeves SPECIAL THANKS J. K. Rowling, for writing such an entertaining story which has inspired thousands of spoofs and fanfictions everywhere, including this. Hopefully, this piece of work eventually stacks up alright in comparison. All you wonderful readers and reviewers! Thanks for your comments so far! Oh, and a huge thanks to whoever bought us an upgraded membership! I only wish I had more than a vague suspicion of who you are! =) _________________________________________________________
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| Chapter | 1 | Chapter 5 - Weasles and Walking Encyclopedias | 40.57k |
| Chapter | 2 | Chapter 4 - The Delights and Dangers of Diagon Alley | 38.61k |
| Chapter | 3 | Chapter 3 - Hagrid's Big Fat Mistake | 23.78k |
| Chapter | 4 | Chapter 2 - Keeper of Keys and Crappy Cakes | 21.37k |
| Chapter | 5 | Chapter 1 - The Fattest Kid in Britain | 13.69k |
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