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by Mumsy

Rated: ASR · Book · Comedy · #1381782

Quotes from a small (and not so small) Monkey

From a very young age, Monkey has amused us with the things that he comes up with. This blog was begun when he was quite small, and I have been adding to it (less so lately) for over seven years.

He has always had a precocious way with words, and a genuinely brilliant sense of comic timing. One of his first nicknames was Monkey, and the name stuck because it is so true. He's impish, funny, silly, and occasionally swings from a tree or monkey bars.

The first byline of this blog was "my son will someday be a writer." As predicted, he has become quite a talented young writer.

I hope you enjoy his antics as much as I have!

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#102. Hello? Is this thing working?
ID #1040938 entered on November 22, 2022 at 3:25pm

#101. Tasty?
ID #942302 entered on September 30, 2018 at 10:04pm

#100. Naturellement . . .
ID #923516 entered on November 8, 2017 at 6:30pm

#99. I haven't the remotest idea
ID #853867 entered on July 9, 2015 at 10:48pm

#98. In which a dripping wet Monkey schools his Mumsy
ID #851825 entered on June 17, 2015 at 11:34am

#97. Silly, colorblind Monkey has a cell phone
ID #832220 entered on October 24, 2014 at 11:30pm

#96. These newfangled games
ID #826450 entered on August 27, 2014 at 6:04pm

#95. They're working together, now . . .
ID #813202 entered on April 9, 2014 at 5:31pm

#94. Oh mom . . .
ID #808105 entered on February 24, 2014 at 9:21pm

#93. A whale of a tale
ID #805973 entered on February 5, 2014 at 4:24pm

#92. It has happened
ID #798791 entered on November 26, 2013 at 2:21pm

#91. This is how language morphs, folks
ID #783114 entered on May 20, 2013 at 9:02pm

#90. Bon appetit!
ID #783077 entered on May 20, 2013 at 2:39pm

#89. Power of suggestion?
ID #771080 entered on January 9, 2013 at 10:23pm

#88. Fashion plate
ID #760232 entered on September 7, 2012 at 5:38pm

#87. Forget raining cats and dogs
ID #718919 entered on March 2, 2011 at 5:11pm

#86. Getting better at this bribery thing . . .
ID #704575 entered on August 24, 2010 at 10:02pm

#85. Self correcting . . .
ID #700215 entered on June 27, 2010 at 11:23am

#84. Ladies Man
ID #699631 entered on June 19, 2010 at 10:40am

#83. Ahhhh bribery . . .
ID #699080 entered on June 13, 2010 at 4:16pm

#82. Ah, to be young and modest
ID #692073 entered on April 2, 2010 at 2:22pm

#81. Everyone's a critic!
ID #690483 entered on March 17, 2010 at 8:09am

#80. I had no idea . . .
ID #682277 entered on January 3, 2010 at 9:03pm

#79. Thirsty anyone?
ID #680803 entered on December 23, 2009 at 9:49am

#78. Is it a Gaudi?
ID #658520 entered on July 10, 2009 at 9:17am

#77. I'll let you figure this one out . . .
ID #656287 entered on June 26, 2009 at 9:41am

#76. It's the little things that mean the most . . .
ID #656286 entered on June 26, 2009 at 9:37am

#75. Finally, a G-rated nickname . . .
ID #651076 entered on May 22, 2009 at 9:08am

#74. Stop me if you've heard this one . . .
ID #644208 entered on April 7, 2009 at 2:37pm

#73. What's the deal?
ID #644062 entered on April 6, 2009 at 12:59pm

#72. Should I get out the toolbox?
ID #643408 entered on April 2, 2009 at 8:01am

#71. Instead of big white hats . . .
ID #642809 entered on March 29, 2009 at 4:49pm

#70. Who says chivalry is dead?
ID #642060 entered on March 24, 2009 at 5:05pm

#69. The kid's got style
ID #641519 entered on March 21, 2009 at 3:22pm

#68. Scary good dessert
ID #638851 entered on March 4, 2009 at 7:14pm

#67. Young entrepreneur?
ID #637010 entered on February 21, 2009 at 12:09pm

#66. Youngest Colbert Report fan?
ID #633187 entered on January 31, 2009 at 9:37pm

#65. Mr. Stud Monkey
ID #625402 entered on December 20, 2008 at 10:33pm

#64. Paging Dr. Jakie?
ID #623986 entered on December 12, 2008 at 4:39pm

#63. I beg your pardon!?
ID #622511 entered on December 5, 2008 at 3:28pm

#62. Guests?
ID #619387 entered on November 19, 2008 at 9:54am

#61. Jakie the jester
ID #615285 entered on October 28, 2008 at 7:32pm

#60. Ambience
ID #614741 entered on October 25, 2008 at 9:26pm

#59. Geography lesson
ID #612503 entered on October 12, 2008 at 6:52pm

#58. Back scratcher . . .
ID #610067 entered on September 29, 2008 at 7:37pm

#57. Homework going swimmingly!
ID #605434 entered on September 5, 2008 at 2:30pm

#56. Chef Mommy
ID #604454 entered on August 29, 2008 at 10:32pm

#55. Olympic hopeful
ID #601067 entered on August 9, 2008 at 4:34pm

#54. Bilingual Complaint Bureau
ID #600767 entered on August 7, 2008 at 7:38pm

#53. Jakie's first story . . .
ID #596968 entered on July 17, 2008 at 11:04am

#52. Debating at THIS age!?
ID #594204 entered on July 2, 2008 at 12:27pm

#51. Foonerism?
ID #590375 entered on June 11, 2008 at 6:52pm

#50. Measuring up?
ID #589406 entered on June 6, 2008 at 3:36pm

#49. Think he can hear you?
ID #589405 entered on June 6, 2008 at 3:31pm

#48. A couple of Dr B quotes . . .
ID #589394 entered on June 6, 2008 at 2:50pm

#47. YOU wanna explain it?
ID #587972 entered on May 29, 2008 at 9:30pm

#46. What . . . IS it?
ID #587968 entered on May 29, 2008 at 9:20pm

#45. ReOnion quote!
ID #587907 entered on May 29, 2008 at 6:19pm

#44. My little paleontologist
ID #586671 entered on May 23, 2008 at 8:34am

#43. Second . . . mom?
ID #586581 entered on May 22, 2008 at 6:45pm

#42. You said it, not me!
ID #584942 entered on May 13, 2008 at 9:17pm

#41. So friendly
ID #583648 entered on May 6, 2008 at 4:22pm

#40. Allergic to myself?
ID #583647 entered on May 6, 2008 at 4:20pm

#39. Mr. Smartie Claws?
ID #581298 entered on April 24, 2008 at 7:51am

#38. Breakfast woes
ID #581296 entered on April 24, 2008 at 7:36am

#37. Who knew!?
ID #580690 entered on April 21, 2008 at 4:37pm

#36. Quick-witted weekend!
ID #580580 entered on April 21, 2008 at 9:30am

#35. Can you imagine the size . . .
ID #579753 entered on April 16, 2008 at 1:23pm

#34. What next!?
ID #579744 entered on April 16, 2008 at 11:55am

#33. Need a trim?
ID #579705 entered on April 16, 2008 at 8:04am

#32. He did NOT just say that!!
ID #578680 entered on April 10, 2008 at 12:43pm

#31. Just in case you needed clarification . . .
ID #578324 entered on April 8, 2008 at 4:26pm

#30. WHAT's for dinner!?
ID #577750 entered on April 5, 2008 at 3:11pm

#29. Measurement
ID #577362 entered on April 3, 2008 at 12:24pm

#28. Follow that bus!
ID #576997 entered on April 1, 2008 at 6:48pm

#27. Weather or not . . .
ID #576933 entered on April 1, 2008 at 3:04pm

#26. Need a Q-tip?
ID #576710 entered on March 31, 2008 at 12:06pm

#25. Long distance
ID #575299 entered on March 23, 2008 at 8:15pm

#24. Look what WHAT now?
ID #574636 entered on March 19, 2008 at 8:01pm

#23. Mmmm how appetizing!
ID #574405 entered on March 18, 2008 at 6:55pm

#22. The Helper
ID #573902 entered on March 16, 2008 at 11:13am

#21. Surrealism at such a young age!
ID #573282 entered on March 12, 2008 at 7:04pm

#20. Chilled salad plate, anyone?
ID #573005 entered on March 11, 2008 at 2:35pm

#19. Noooo . . . yes?
ID #572946 entered on March 11, 2008 at 8:38am

#18. How civilized!
ID #572823 entered on March 10, 2008 at 5:17pm

#17. Spelling lesson, anyone?
ID #572820 entered on March 10, 2008 at 5:01pm

#16. A train . . . a train?
ID #571523 entered on March 4, 2008 at 2:56pm

#15. Where's ma bukkit?
ID #571319 entered on March 3, 2008 at 5:16pm

#14. And modest, to boot!
ID #568688 entered on February 19, 2008 at 3:18pm

#13. Smart cookie . . . er, cracker!
ID #568629 entered on February 19, 2008 at 9:56am

#12. I've just woken my hair & I can't do a thing with it
ID #568503 entered on February 18, 2008 at 7:49pm

#11. Gee thanks, kiddo
ID #568336 entered on February 17, 2008 at 11:14pm

#10. Anybody home?
ID #567458 entered on February 13, 2008 at 7:01pm

#9. Who's in charge, here?
ID #567292 entered on February 13, 2008 at 9:04am

#8. Watching Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
ID #567153 entered on February 12, 2008 at 3:46pm

#7. Where there's smoke . . .
ID #566695 entered on February 10, 2008 at 6:14pm

#6. What size is YOUR monkey?
ID #565439 entered on February 4, 2008 at 7:57am

#5. Regional breakfast?
ID #565437 entered on February 4, 2008 at 7:50am

#4. Just now . . .
ID #565102 entered on February 2, 2008 at 4:38pm

#3. On friendship
ID #564102 entered on January 29, 2008 at 10:33am

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